Top Ten Intriguing But Strange Ways to Greet Someone

The Top Ten

1 Dress up as the bear from the marmalade advert and offer them a sandwich and then wait for them to get disgusted and send them running away.

2 Squirt ketchup to a very slow stranger to tell them to "ketchup"

Haha! Very good use of ketchup (I hate ketchup)!

3 Follow someone with the Jaws theme and as it gets intense, pounce at them and give them a letter to help save sharks.

4 Wear a T-Shirt of a stranger's face and go up to that exact person to give them an autograph to sign it.

5 Stalk them all day whiles playing "Whistle" on a guitar

6 Offer them a lemon to make lemonade but as soon they reach for it, throw it into the ground a say "That's life for you."

7 Make them a deal for every time you do something stupid to them, you have to film yourself french kissing a doll.

8 Give them a portrait of themselves in a shower and then soak them with a water pistol

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