Top Ten Ironic Things That Could Happen Involving School

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The Top Ten Ironic Things That Could Happen Involving School

1 Someone says: stop doing ironic things about irony ironically in an ironic way.

Your an unpopular idiot.

2 The teacher says:"Your mistakes about not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're","too" and "to" is way two much.

I think their's a problem hear. - Rocko

3 You broke a pencil that says pointless on it.

4 You learned that hippopotomostrosesquippedaliophobia means the fear of long words.

Whoever invented that word is a dick

5 There's a donation about stopping diabetes, you get a free cookie if you donate 1 dollar.

You could've just given the cookie away. Also, how is something free if they make you pay them $1 for it anyway?

That makes no sense. Can't you get diabetes from eating a cookie? - JoeBoi

Cookies don't nesasarily give diabetes, it can be in the family.

Don't cookies give diabetes? - Toucan

6 You used tons of words that could make up a passage just to complain about your long winded teacher

That would be the BEST thing to write about in my high school special ed class!

7 Someone drowns a frog during a anatomy class celebration about not drowning a single animal.

(=^._.^=)/HOW CAN YOU DROWN A FROG?! - CapriVoid

8 Every male teacher of your school has a beard but the one with the last name "beard"

There is a band where this is the case.

9 Teacher shows meme: STUDENTS, Y U NO USE PERFECT GRAMMAR?

I love the Y U NO guy

Well, he isn't using perfect grammar either. Lol. - JoeBoi

Is the Y U No guy meant to be a stereotypical Chinese guy or something? - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42

10 In your dorm room, you can't sleep, your dorm mate suggest that it'll be easier to go to sleep if you stop thinking about things, you reply: "But I can't, I'm thinking why I can't go to sleep..."

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11 Teachers know nothing and can't teach

The students don't learn, which is the entire reason for the establishment of schools. - StalkingHeads

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