Top Ten Ironic Things That Could Happen at a Metallica Concert

The Top Ten
1 You fall asleep during Enter Sandman
2 A bell goes off during For Whom the Bell Tolls

I would ring it.

3 Someone gets executed during Ride the Lightning

With an electric chair.

4 Jeff Dunham appears on stage during Master of Puppets

It would be amazing to see Peanut sing along.

That would be an AWESOME guest appearance.

This made me laugh

5 Someone gets poisoned during Cyanide

I love this song... And yet I got poisoned by my arch enemy-Flash Sentry!

6 You the only person there during One

That would be AMAZING!

7 Cthulhu arrives during Call of Ktulu
8 Someone passes out during Fade to Black
9 Four dudes on horses show up during The Four Horseman

Yeah! That would be epic.

10 Someone burns to death during Fight Fire With Fire

Or a fire is lit up and people start jumping into it.

This could also work for jump in the fire

The Contenders
11 You get drunk during Whiskey in the Jar

I'll bet that lots of people at their concerts are already drunk by that point in the show.

12 You get electrocuted during Battery

YOu get charged with battery during battery would be better.

13 You die during That Was Just Your Life
14 Someone breaks out of prison during Escape
15 Dave Mustaine shows up when Metallica talks about their old days
16 A Blackout occurs during Blackened
17 The pope gets angry while St. Anger is playing
18 You forgive someone for smacking you during The Unforgiven
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