Top Ten Ironically Subtle Sayings that Tell You, You Might, Maybe, Possibly Be Dumped

The Top Ten

1 "I've taken a vow of celibacy and silence. I can't say more than that."

2 "Bye bye pain in the neck...!"

3 "Ever wondered what it feels like to be dumped...?"

...into a ball pit? How about I dump my balls on you? ...
No, that hasn't gotten me a new relationship, has it? Will it ever?

4 "We're done."

5 "Hasta la vista, Baby!"

6 "I've been single now for...*looks at watch* ... three seconds now!"

7 "Have to bail on our date tonight, babe. I'm going to a singles' night"

8 "I'm sorry, do I know you?"

9 "Thanks for the practice. Now I'm off to pull that bird I've fancied for ages."

Pulled chicken sandwich, anyone?

10 I've just decided I'm gay / straight. Come on all of a sudden it did..."

The Contenders

11 "Didn't I tell you l was married...? Sorry 'bout that..."

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