Ironically Subtle Signs That Someone Is Fed Up With Your Company
The Top Ten
1 They yawn in your face
I love your list! And I love you!
Wow! What a hole!
2 They shout "For God's sake, will you go away, you annoying little prat?!"
Prick not prat
3 They push you out door while you're still talking to them
"Is this your way of saying you want me to stay for another hour... ? "
4 They start talking to someone else during your conversation
5 They suggest you go home before you've even made arrangements to meet
6 They play Don't Stand So Close To Me by The Police
7 They tell you that you are a boring individual and that even your shadow follows someone else around.
If I saw that, I would certainly be perplexed. I'd just shake my fist at my shadow saying "Where do you think you're going? "
When they say it to me, they're usually not lying. It nearly strangled me once.
"So what are you trying to say here... ? "
8 They tell you they can't go out with you due to a migraine while getting ready to go out for a night out and say to you "Oh, I'm just off to get some migraine tablets. See you in the morning..."
*Door slams*
"Ok, honey, I'll just wait right here for you. I love you... Oh he's gone..."
9 They don't show up at your funeral
As I said, it's the little signs...
10 They fall asleep on you
The Contenders
11 They submit words such as "stifling" to lists about personalities
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