Ironically Subtle Signs You Are Slightly In a Bad Mood

The Top Ten

1 You throw a member of the family on the fire

Nothing like keeping those home fires burning is there.

Joey Tribbiani throwing the wooden leg comes to mind

Huh... now that I think about it this may be true... I'd probably be in a bad mood huh

Subtle, huh?
Love this list!

2 You throw a chair through the window

I used to do this. It was the summer of '89, I believe. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and nobody really cared about what you were doing because it was the '80s. I sat there in a lonesome chair that I had purchased the previous day at Walter's Metal Chairs Co. ; and then I realized: I'm an American. I have the opportunity to become fat or become really lazy, or maybe even die young after several accounted love affairs. And I'm just sitting here on a metal chair. The thought angered me, and I immediately picked up my chair, and hurtled it into the window of Sam's Rubber Windows Co.. That soon proved to be a mistake. The cursed rubber window deflected the chair, and it came back to hit its remarkably handsome host (me; boy, I'm humble, am I not? ). I suffered from bruises until I was ten years old, and not to mention my lawsuit for vandalism. Anyway, here I am today. I'm a fourteen year old boy who lives in California, and I'm just sitting here on this electromagnetic ...more

I've done this before.
Frankly, I didn't think aeroplane windows are meant to open.

3 You scream out expletives

4 You sell your sibling for a death ray

What the hell are you gonna use the death ray on then?

5 You start an argument in an empty room

I'VE DONE THIS! BOY, DID I LET MYSELF HAVE IT! I FOUND MYSELF COWERING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM WITH ME, THE VICTOR, STANDING OVER ME!

This sounds crazy but it's something that does occur

Me in the shower

6 You shout 'shut up!!' to a man praying silently in church

7 You make sarcastic lists on TheTopTens

This list is hilarious, thank you for whoever making it! I needed a good laugh!

Well, I wouldn't mind doing that.

8 You punch the wall for no reason

*punches wall for no reason*
I am definitely NOT in a bad mood!

9 You win a goldfish for a child at a fair and then swallow it

10 You invite a neighbour round for tea and throw boiling water on them

The Contenders

11 You laugh at slasher films

Yes do this all the time and my friends think I some kind of weirdo (but they still love me I hope)

12 You refuse to speak to a loved one for weeks

13 When your friend asks "does this dress make my bum look big?" you reply, "of course not! It's the dress that looks big on your bum!"

14 You sneeze on the anti-vaxx kid

15 You wire an amp to the lightswitch so it blasts out dubstep when the lights are turned off

16 You put uranium in your friend's lunch

Uranium? That's a bit far.
Neptunium is like, one proton better.

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