Top 10 Italy Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden
2 Why don't Italians have freckles? They all slide off.
3 Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that crap in a tennis shoe?
4 Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale? A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."
5 Q. How does an Italian count his goats? A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
6 Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?

Oh Ho! See where you getting at...so funny!

7 Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.
8 Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony? A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
9 Q. How do you kill an Italian? A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
10 What do you call a pimple on an Italian? A grease fitting
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