Top 10 Jack Nicholson Quotes

The Top Ten
1 “I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.”
2 “People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”
3 “My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch”
4 “Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”
5 “Once you've been really "bad" in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop”
6 “There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.”
7 “A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.”
8 “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”
9 “Just let the wardrobe do the acting”
10 “When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.”
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