Top Ten Jobs Father Christmas Could Be Doing for the Rest of the Year
You just wouldn't expect such a jolly old soul to do this for a living... Would you? - Britgirl
YAY SANTA KILLING people
He could smuggle the goods over any customs in the world, dropping them off at select houses... - beatles
Using the grotto for immoral purposes, Santa... ? - Britgirl
I'll never see that jolly old lump in the same way ever again. And when I have children, who pester me about Santa coming, I won't see them in the same way either. - PositronWildhawk
No sooner than he delivered his gifts, he'd be taken them away again. Bad Santa! - Britgirl
Hmm... OK to leave his sleigh AND reindeer on the ROOF but you can't park your Mini Cooper on double yellow lines, no sir. Tsk! - Britgirl
This won't hurt a bit... Hohoho! - Britgirl
How fat is he?
oh wait what decade am I in? Sorry.
"Hey, Santa! Haven't I seen you somewhere before... ? " - Britgirl
He'd be useless. Santa only comes once a year... :P - Britgirl
Already got the 'stache down.
This would be Awesome - Curti2594
I bet his Catch phrase would be I'll know who's been good this year by whom ever Subscribes & Give my HO HO HO Youtube Videos a Thumbs up!
You'll be on Santa's Naughty List if you don't watch his videos!
Oh and he'll make a How to Train a Reindeer Video - Curti2594
Using his chimney-climbing skills to rob houses, then redistributing the loot every Christmas! - beatles