Top Ten Jobs to Say You Have to Your Prospective Parents-in-law

The Top Ten

1 I'm currently working as a professional entertainment farter.

Want a demo, Ma? Pa?

2 I'm currently working as a hippo-slayer.

I kill 'em. I good, very good at that. Them suckers!

3 I'm currently working as a part-time murderer.

Do you desire a trial? Bring your bally progeny.

4 I'm currently working as a good-for-nothing.

5 I'm currently working as an advocate for the medicinal benefits of penguin toe nails.

Add some of the rot to the chicken fry the old ones made.

6 I'm currently working as a show off.

Yes, I do overtime...

7 I'm currently working as a slave-driver.

8 I'm currently working as an unemployed worker.

And I'm dashed good at it.

9 I'm currently working as your son-in-law.

10 I'm currently working as a pighead.

The Contenders

11 I'm currently working as a dog in a dog show.

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