Best Joey Tribbiani Quotes From Friends

The Top Ten

Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin
I'm an actor, y'know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic
It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly
I didn't tell him. I didn't know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people
OK, my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library
That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani! And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit! We can eat!
Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
How you doing?

Um I can't believe this was not on the chart! Its his catchphrase for crying out loud!

Should be number one. It’s his catchphrase.

Easy there Captain Kirk

The Contenders

Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
No I had sex in high school
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!
I'm curvy, and I like it!
We're not Bert and Ernie.

Oh yes you are. - SourNote2014

I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.
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