Top 10 Joke Awards to Give to Certain Video Games

The Top Ten

1 Game That Got The Largest Number Of Its Copies Buried In Landfills - ET The Extra-Terrestrial
2 Game With The Poorest Understanding Of What The Speed Of Sound Actually Is - M&M's Kart Racing

*driving at 10mph* "APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER! " - Entranced98

3 Game That Is The Most Pathetically Shameless And Stupid Attempt To Cash In On A Celebrity Superstar's Fame - Shaq Fu
4 Game Whose Character Cast Contains The Most Embarrassingly Racist African-American Stereotype Caricature - Final Fantasy VII
5 Game With The Largest Diversity Of Random Objects Being Hallucinated Into Instruments - Um Jammer Lammy
6 Game Featuring The Largest And Most Iconic Pile Of Accumulated Rotten Feces - Conker's Bad Fur Day

Ninjabread Man beat it out, figuratively. - Entranced98

7 Game Whose Fanbase Devolved Into The Biggest, Nastiest Tumblr SJW Memelord Hive - Undertale
8 Game With The Most Hilariously Unexpected Usages Of Beethoven Music In Its Soundtrack - Earthworm Jim 2
9 Game With The Best WTF Bomb In Its Trailer - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
10 Game With The Most Annoyingly Overused Character Catchphrases - Xenoblade Chronicles

The Contenders

11 Game Franchise with the Worst Fanbase - Kingdom Hearts
12 Game with the Most Hilariously Hyperactive and Nonsensical Storyline to Ever Exist - Um Jammer Lammy
13 Game with the Best Weeaboo Parody Characters - Undertale
14 Game With The Most Irritating Non-Death-Involving Consequences For Getting Hit - Yoshi's Island
15 Game With The Sexiest Monkey Butts - Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess
16 Game Where The Main Character Is The Most Hilariously Obvious Stoner - Um Jammer Lammy
17 Game Responsible For The Cringiest Presidential Candidate Election Quote - Pokemon GO
18 Game That Is The Biggest Ripoff Of Phoenix Wright - Danganronpa
19 Most Overrated Square Enix Game That Isn't Final Fantasy - Chrono Trigger
20 Game With The Worst Guitar Controller - Um Jammer Lammy
21 Game With The Most Cumbersome Usage Of The "Light/Dark World" Gimmick - Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
22 Game That Has The Most Cloyingly Self-Aware Style Of Humor While Still Being Funny - Kid Icarus Uprising
23 Game Where Captain Qwark Is Played Most Egregiously For Laughs - Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
24 Games With The Weirdest And Ugliest Cutscenes - Mario/Zelda CD-i
25 Game Featuring The Largest Amount Of Noodles - Parappa The Rapper 2
26 Game With The Most Fitting Acting Role For Jack Black - Brutal Legend
27 Game With The Absolute Craziest Cutscenes - Um Jammer Lammy
28 Game That Inspired The Largest Amount Of School Shootings - Grand Theft Auto
29 Most Generic And Boring First-Person Shooter - Call Of Duty
30 Game With The Best Usage Of Cake As A Plot Point - Portal
31 Game With The Most Unexpectedly Large Quantity Of Hallucination Sequences - Um Jammer Lammy
32 Game That Messed Up Kids' Childhoods The Most - Conker's Bad Fur Day
33 Game With The Most Needlessly Overdone Usage Of Motion Controls - Skyward Sword
34 Game With The Best Song About Going To The Bathroom - Parappa The Rapper
35 Game Featuring The Sexiest Anthropomorphic Farm Animal - Um Jammer Lammy
36 Game With The Most One-Dimensional Morality System Besides Infamous - Undertale
37 Game That Ruined The Main Character Of Its Franchise The Most - Metroid: Other M
38 Game Where The Main Anti-Hero Has The Biggest Obsession With Bagels - Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair
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