Top Ten Joke Reasons Why Scarce is Better Than DramaAlert

BlueTopazIceVanilla
I like Scarce. His news is more informative, and it centers on the things I actually care about.

KEEMSTAR, is trash. Here are some reasons why.
(This list is just a joke, so don't get too triggered, ok? :D)

The Top Ten

1 DramaAlert goes on assumptions, not on facts

Like the "Scarce is gay" incident. It was just assumptions, and lacked all common sense. IF Scarce was gay, wouldn't he be inspecting and staring intently at the FaZe guy's abs (forgot his name lol). Just because he's not looking at his abs doesn't mean he WANTS to. And this was AFTER the Zoie Burgher stuff, so we should know that Scarce is straight.
In every Scarce video, Scarce is like, "I don't know if this if these accusations against this YouTuber are true," "Now, I'm not making assumptions, but MY theory is..." "Put in the comments what YOU think of this beef." Stuff like that. You can tell Scarce actually cares about giving his fans the CORRECT news, not just his own opinions on the matter. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 Scarce memes are funnier than Keemstar memes

Scarce is dank - TheLegend28

SCARCE MEMES: "Hey what's up guys it's Scarce here! "
"No double upload"
"Scarce is FAT! " (as a joke, of course)

KEEMSTAR MEMES: "Gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome gnome" - BlueTopazIceVanilla

3 Keemstar has reported fake news

If you go on Keemstar's YouTube.wikia page, it tells you some mean things Keemstar has done. He made a man cry after falsely accusing him of raping a girl. That's messed up.

I know some people are gonna be like, "But the news is FAKE in the first place, YouTuber news is NOT real news! " Well yes, you're right, but I want the highest quality YOUTUBE news, and THAT is Scarce. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 DramaAlert is the YouTube equivalent of Fox News

Anyone can see he is so biased, yet there are still mindless drones who believe he is a god. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Out with the old, in with the new

I'm not saying EVERYTHING old is bad, I'm saying some old things just need to be replaced. (Like Keemstar) - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 iDubbbzTV2's video "Hey Now, You're A Keemstar"

It pretty much sums up DramaAlert. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Scarce reports the big issues

Scarce reports the things I actually care about. Not some 53 sub YouTuber who tells Pewds to "Stfu" with no retaliation from Pewds' side. Now, the issue I said before didn't happen, but this is the kind of thing that DramaAlert reports.
Then, DramaAlert gives a weak roast to the 53 sub YouTuber and brands it as "news".
Really? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Zarce (Scarce x Zoie Burgher)

It's the BEST SHIP EVER. Not even RiceGum can ruin it. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 Scarce takes statements from YouTubers

Instead of making clueless guesses, Scarce reaches out to the people in the drama and tries to see THEIR side of the story. THEN he tries to rule out who's right or wrong, while still leaving us space for our own opinions...instead of just saying that it is fact, like DramaAlert. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Scarce is funnier

Like the "I love PewDiePie" running gag and the "Nice personality" thing he started when Zoie Burgher first came around.
On top of that, Scarce is practically a human meme! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 He's Gay
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