Best Joke Starters

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in this list, you must vote for the item you believe you have the funniest ending to (your response)! The items on this list are templates for users to fully create the joke.

The Top Ten

1 Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

He didn't. He got ran over by a truck. - cjWriter1997

2 One Emo Says to Another...

"hey." - cjWriter1997

3 What is Love
4 Yo Mama So Tan...

Her name should be Tanner! Haha, that's not funny, is it? - EliHbk

5 Justin...

Continued to slowly grow more depressed as the lost of his beloved mother shrouded his thoughts as he remember her final moments in agony. - cjWriter1997

...rode a llama. - Catlover2004

6 Then Triple H Said...

"Aw crap, my quads again" - EliHbk

7 A Great Man Once Said: "Friends... "

"... Ain't I great? " - EliHbk

8 Deez...

Guts aren't mine! - EliHbk

9 Knock Knock

Go Away! - cjWriter1997

Knock Knock
Who's there?
*door slams* THE DOOR - GrapeJuiceK

Harry Potter: Who's There?
Anonymous Knocker: You Know
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly! - fruitslicer2000

Who's there?
A person.
A person who?
A person who wants to stab you!
Uhh... - EliHbk

10 Why Did Triple H Spear Zack Ryder?

Because Triple H is actually Edge and Zack sucks! - EliHbk

The Contenders

11 I Used To Be A(n) [insert], But Then I Took A(n) [insert] To The Knee!

I Used To Be A Person That Wasn't Shot, But Then I Took A Bullet To The Knee! - EliHbk

12 A Man Walks Into a Bar

Ooh, I have a better one. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. - cjWriter1997

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