Top 10 Jokes About Metal Sub-Genres

The Top Ten
1 What's the difference between a dog and a thrash metal singer? A: Eventually the dog stops snarling
2 What do you call a punk singer in a power metal band? A: Fired

Punk isn't known for the excellence of the vocal delivery

3 What do you call a successful death metal musician? A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs
4 What do you get if you cross reggae with progressive metal? A: Regressive metal
5 Black metal pick-up line: Hey girl, are you a church? Cause you are smokin'

Some black metal musicians were involved in burning churches

6 How can you tell a speed metal drummer's at the door? A: The knocking speeds up
7 What's an Alcoholic's favorite thrash metal band? A: Tankard

Tankard's lyrical themes are usually about drinking alcohol, which is a very unusual lyrical theme in metal

8 What's God's favorite heavy metal band? A: Dio

That means Dio was a real metal god!

Dio means God in Italian

9 How can you tell a progressive metal drummer's at the door? A: The knocking is in 21/32 time

Progressive metal often uses odd time signatures

10 Logo for my new black metal band
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11 This is thrash, This is trash

I have that picture!

12 What's the difference between a pizza and a death metal drummer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four
13 What do you get if you cross Thrash Metal with Pop Music? A: Soda Can
14 What's the difference between a black metal musician and a terrorist? A: The terrorist has sympathizers
15 What do you call a prog metal guitarist that breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless
16 What's the definition of an optimist? A: A black metal musician with a mortgage
17 How is thrash metal like scissors? A. (W)rap always loses to thrash metal
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