Top 10 Jokes About Music Genres

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The Top Ten

1 What happens if you play blues music backwards? A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

...*Looks at you scornfully, then laughs* This is funny, MT. Great list. - Britgirl

Funny list MT. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

2 What's the difference between a puppy and an emo singer? A: Eventually the puppy stops whining.

That is savage - Mcgillacuddy

LOL Very true. - SomePersonYouHate

3 What kind of music are balloons afraid of? A: Pop Music

Those dad jokes though... lol - Phillip873

4 How does a jazz musician make a million dollars? A: Starts off with two million dollars.

loll - judo8alex

5 Why aren't tubas used in country bands? A: Because they're heavy metal.

So Hank Williams III could use a tuba? He's country metal. - 445956

6 How many music genre jokes are there? A: Only one - all the rest are true!

ouch! - judo8alex

7 What do you call a classical musician with a College Degree? A: Night manager at McDonald's.
8 How many reggae musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Light bulb? We spent da' money on spliffs, mon!
9 How do you tell if a rock/metal concert is over? A: Animals seem very relieved.

But, humans are animals - 445956

10 How many punk rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

The Contenders

11 Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
12 Dubstep is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Yes! Too true.

13 What is Classic Rock? A: Some guy singing about a bad trip on LSD.
14 Q. How is pop music like scissors? A. It always loses to rock!

Relatively juvenile, but still funny. - Gg2000

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1. What happens if you play blues music backwards? A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
2. What's the difference between a puppy and an emo singer? A: Eventually the puppy stops whining.
3. How does a jazz musician make a million dollars? A: Starts off with two million dollars.
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