Top 10 Jokes About Music Genres
The Top Ten
1 What happens if you play blues music backwards? A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
...*Looks at you scornfully, then laughs* This is funny, MT. Great list.
2 What's the difference between a puppy and an emo singer? A: Eventually the puppy stops whining.
That is savage
3 How does a jazz musician make a million dollars? A: Starts off with two million dollars.
4 What kind of music are balloons afraid of? A: Pop Music
Those dad jokes though... lol
5 Why aren't tubas used in country bands? A: Because they're heavy metal.
6 How many music genre jokes are there? A: Only one - all the rest are true!
7 How many reggae musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Light bulb? We spent da' money on spliffs, mon!
8 What do you call a classical musician with a College Degree? A: Night manager at McDonald's.
9 How many punk rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
10 How do you tell if a rock/metal concert is over? A: Animals seem very relieved.
The Contenders
11 Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
12 Q. How is pop music like scissors? A. It always loses to rock!
Relatively juvenile, but still funny.
13 Dubstep is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Yes! Too true.
14 What is Classic Rock? A: Some guy singing about a bad trip on LSD.
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