Top 10 Jokes About Pets

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These are joke about pet animals people have. It could be any type of pet.

The Top Ten

1 What qualifications do pets gain? A pedigree.

I saw dogs go trough training school on T.V. and this joke came up on what type of qualification they would get. - wakyjokes

2 What is the animal equivalent of a pop-star? A hamster.

I would often watch pop stars singing and wondered what a animal version would be, and this joke came up. - wakyjokes

3 What do you call a chicken on springs? A spring chicken.

The joke comes from a saying "you are not a spring chicken". Meaning a person is not young. In this jokes seance it refers to s real chicken being on springs. - wakyjokes

4 What do you call a group of hens going out at night? A Hen night.

A joke taken from the a group of girls going on a party before the girls wedding. Which is known as a hen night. - wakyjokes

5 Where do dogs live? In Barking.

The joke refers to a dog barking as well as a place in London called Barking. - wakyjokes

6 Whales are good at enjoying them selves. Whale of a time.

A term originally meaning a person enjoying them selves e.g wale of a times. - wakyjokes

7 What insect has their own national anthem? Simple Ants.

Word play on countries national anthems word. - wakyjokes

8 What do you call a ant addicted to acid? Ant acid.

Word play on a tablet to called ant acid. - wakyjokes

9 What do you call a cat winning a trophy? Catastrophe

A word play on trophy and catastrophe. - wakyjokes

10 Did you know that cats tails can tell stories? Tell tell tail stories.

Another meaning of a person telling to many stories. - wakyjokes

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1. What qualifications do pets gain? A pedigree.
2. What is the animal equivalent of a pop-star? A hamster.
3. What do you call a chicken on springs? A spring chicken.
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