Top Ten Jokes About Progressive Rock/Metal MusiccjWriter1997 Some I made up myself, some I took from others. Don't take this list seriously, jokes are jokes, not facts. Please feel free to add your own jokes related to the progressive genre.
The Top Ten
Only true AAL fans headbang in 21/16 time - cjWriter1997
LOL, that was a great joke. - Metal_Treasure
I did not get the reference and thought that the fan simply got it wrong because they rushed through.
LOL, of course the alphabet has two Ys (and no X? ). I loved that reference to YYZ. - Metal_Treasure
Other notable favorites:
In the Cork of the Champagne Drink
Hard Side of the Booze
Moving Liquor - cjWriter1997
The Boozer That Refused to Drink (and Other Stories) - mainly for alcoholics in rehab. - San_Lakshitha
LOL, that was brilliant! - Metal_Treasure
Pop song uses 4/4, no one bats an eye
Prog band uses 4/4, everyone loses their minds - cjWriter1997
Great list, I love it! - Metal_Treasure
And never in 4/4 - Metal_Treasure
Oof pretty dirty. - JoLeKosovo
This is hilarious! One of my favorite jokes on this list. - Gg2000
If you know anything about some of the band's lyrical content you'd get this. - cjWriter1997
"It's so erotic when your makeup runs" - San_Lakshitha
Of course the obligatory new Tool album joke was gonna be included - cjWriter1997
LOL, the opposite would be also very true:
Q: What do you call a punk drummer in a prog band? A: Fired - Metal_Treasure
That's very good! - Metal_Treasure
Not to mention make you dance to some swing jazz and then diddy up to some Bluegrass as well - cjWriter1997
That's a real story - bassist John Myung is a fun individual and often gets the entire band laughing - Metal_Treasure
I would probably rename it to: Yeah sure, Canada gave us Simple Plan and Justin Beiber, but they also gave us Rush, Voivod, and Devin Townsend so I say that's a fair trade off
(included only prog artists) - Metal_Treasure
Not convinced? Well outside of prog we got bands like Cryptopsy, Annihilator and Voivod too - cjWriter1997
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2. Q: Where do failing prog musicians go? A: Love Beach
3. What's the difference between a progressive musician and an accountant? A: The accountant knows he is boring.
2. How a Rush fan remembers the alphabet, "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Y Z"
3. Q: How can you tell a prog metal drummer's at the door? A: The knocking is in 21/32 time.
2. Q: Do you like Prog Music? A: Yes
3. Q: How does an Animals as Leaders fan headbang? A: Very Carefully