Top 10 Jokes About Undertale

The Top Ten

1 What does Sans do when you cut him open? "He keeps bleeding, he keeps, keeps bleeding LOVE"

2 What type of emotional experience does Alphys go through in her bathroom on a daily basis? "The type that utterly drains the lizard."

3 How difficult was Asgore's boss fight? "Mehhhhnh"

4 What was Alphys basically portrayed as in Alphys Höek? "Shy Ren"

5 What is Toriel's main purpose in the game? "To provide an overly lengthy tu-Toriel for first-time players"

6 What is the true moral message of the Genocide Run? "Never Chara-bout anyone but yourself"

7 Where is Toriel's butthole located? "Under the tail"

8 What is Lemon Bread's porn name? "Lemon Breasts"

9 What would you call Alphys if she wrote song parodies for a living? "Weird Alphys"

10 What was Mettaton's greatest contribution to Undertale? "He gave the game its legs"

The Contenders

11 What do you call a good version of FNAF? "Undertale"

12 What is the only way to truly succeed in Undertale? "Go with the Flowey"

13 Why does everyone love this game's plot twists so much? "They're Asriel as it gets!"

14 What does Sans think of Game Theory after their Sans Is Ness theory? "He is deeply offended by their stupid-Ness"

15 On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay is the Papyrus X Mettaton shipping? "2,000"

16 What happened to Lesser Dog's neck? "It's a very long story"

17 What was the average player's first-time reaction to witnessing Omega Flowey? "Oh-me-god, what the f*** is that?!"

18 What does Asgore like to call his penis? "Big Fuzzy Pushover"

19 How easy is the first level? "Easy as pie, my dear"

20 How does Mettaton like to describe his experience with hot girls? "He's met-a-ton"

21 What do you call a real-life human Mettaton? "David Bowie"

22 Is Mettaton gay? "Or is he just European?"

23 What will happen if Sans becomes a rapper and challenges you to a rap battle with him? "You're gonna have a bad rhyme"

24 What does Sans need to do with his restaurant debt? "Ketchup with it"

25 What happens to Asriel whenever he looks up pictures of his mom on Google Images? "He gets a hyper-boner"

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