Best Jokes Involving Food

The Top Ten

1 Why does a person step on the Corn Flakes? He's a cereal killer.

2 What did the Italian chef said when it's bedtime? It's way pasta my bedtime!

3 Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

4 What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

5 What did the orange say to the other orange? Well excuse me, I'll vitamin C you later!

6 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

7 What did the bacon sing to the other bacon? Don't go bacon my heart!

8 What did guacamole sing to sea salt and lime? Avocado (I've got a) blank space baby....

9 What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!

10 What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language? Berry Rude.

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