Jokes Involving Ghosts
The Top Ten
1 What do you call male ghosts? Polterguys.
2 Why did a baby ghost cry? Because he had a boo-boo!
3 What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor? Boo berry!
4 What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!
5 What day of the week do ghosts look forward to? Moanday.
6 How did the glamorous ghost earn her living? She was a cover ghost!
7 What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again.
8 Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain? It dampers down their spirits!
9 What do ghosts eat for dinner? Ghoulash or spook‐ghetti!
10 What kind of jewels to ghosts wear? Tombstones!
The Contenders
11 What do you call a ghost fan? A fan-tom!
12 Why did the ghost become a cheerleader? She liked to show off her spirit.
13 How did the ghost song and dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
14 What did the guard at the haunted house say? Halt! Who ghost there?
15 What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car? Boo‐kle up your sheet‐belts.
16 What do you call a ghost's mother and father? Transparents.
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