Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will UnderstandCazaam If you understand these jokes you are one of the smart people in society. Take that as a compliment as there doesn't seem to be many around.
The Top Ten
Laugh out loud. I finally get it! Guess that means I'm average when it comes to intelligence... I feel depressed... - Alpha101
Why will someone die after drinking hydrogen peroxide? It is a bleach - yatharthb
Hydrogen peroxide is a very powerful oxidising agent, actually too powerful an oxidising agent for the human body to handle. - Kiteretsunu
Ha! Too bad for him... - CityGuru
Hydrogen Peroxide smells good, though.V 2 Comments
I get it,I'm smart - Nateawesomeness
As if it's okay to get a body temperature of -273 degrees celsius...lol
Kiteretsnu, you got number 8 wrong there. - Cazaam
Some of these actually made me laugh out loud - LizardKing99
Well, you know the answer already!
How about an illuminati drink, - Nateawesomeness
Wow, this is really funny! - Turkeyasylum
That made me laugh so hard - BorisRule
This is the only one I get
Made me laugh so hard!
This is the only one here that I hadn't heard before, and I must say, it's bloody hilarious! Thanks for this, C. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
That's because he adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention and multiplies ignorance. Simple as that. He's also the arithmetic man, you know.
It's becuase he can't C,since their R many parasites N his I - Nateawesomeness
I got most of these but this one is actually funny.
... OH! B-because the chicken wanted to go to the other s-side! Right?
Try saying this in an Italian accent. Those names are two historic people.
Should be simple, just think
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2. Two scientists walk into a pub. The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too!" The second scientist dies.
3. A photon goes up to an airport security officer and the officer says "You got any luggage?" The photon responds with "No, I'm traveling light."