Top Ten Jokes Only Smart People Will UnderstandCazaam If you understand these jokes you are one of the smart people in society. Take that as a compliment as there doesn't seem to be many around.
The Top Ten
Laugh out loud. I finally get it! Guess that means I'm average when it comes to intelligence... I feel depressed... - Alpha101
Why will someone die after drinking hydrogen peroxide? It is a bleach - yatharthb
Hydrogen peroxide is a very powerful oxidising agent, actually too powerful an oxidising agent for the human body to handle. - Kiteretsunu
Hydrogen Peroxide smells good, though.V 3 Comments
As if it's okay to get a body temperature of -273 degrees celsius...lolV 2 Comments
Some of these actually made me laugh out loud - LizardKing99
Well, you know the answer already!
Wow, this is really funny! - Turkeyasylum
This is the only one here that I hadn't heard before, and I must say, it's bloody hilarious! Thanks for this, C. - PositronWildhawk
Theirs also a band called the meme band,best band I've ever heard - NateawesomenessV 2 Comments
That's because he adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention and multiplies ignorance. Simple as that. He's also the arithmetic man, you know.V 1 Comment
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2. Two scientists walk into a pub. The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "I'll have some H2O too!" The second scientist dies.
3. A photon goes up to an airport security officer and the officer says "You got any luggage?" The photon responds with "No, I'm traveling light."