Top Ten Jokes We Laugh at Because They're Awful

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The Top Ten

1 A man escapes down a manhole. Police are looking into it.

It's dreadful. But it had me laughing. - PositronWildhawk

This sounds so wrong! WHO CAME UP WITH THIS?! THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE!

THAT WAS ROUDE DELETE IT NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT JUST
KIDDING!

2 An English Teacher gives students advice when they write poetry. A stranger comes in, wipes his feet, turns to face the door and a strong aroma fills the room. She had said "use a little onomatopoeia!"

Hi PositronWildhawk. Brilliant list! This made me laugh the first time. I'm still laughing! Very clever. Haha! - Britgirl

Haha! I get it! Laugh out loud! Awesome list! - funnyuser

And then everybody died - samanime

Hahaaha I don't even get this

3 We had to rush the chef to the hospital. He was struggling to make a broth.

Haha! This is delightfully absurd! Nice... God bless, loved the chem-periodic joke! - HezarioSeth

Haha did he have raibes

4 A woman was accused of sexual harassment when she asked her boss to use his dictaphone
5 One helium nucleus says to another, "I need to cool off" and the other says, "You're in luck! I have you down for the full spin!"

Forgive me for my Physics jokes. I tell a lot of those. I'M A NERD, OK?!?! LET ME LIVE MY NERDY LIFE! I tell Chemistry jokes periodically. - PositronWildhawk

6 I tell Chemistry jokes periodically.

Funny I love chemistry

You're studying the tiny branch of physics which is that of the outer electron. Why not stop stamp collecting and expand into the interesting stuff?... - PositronWildhawk

I get it! The periodic table! Nice one Positron! - RiverClanRocks

Sounds something my mom would say. ( she's a chemist ). - funnyuser

OK. OK. Is everyone giving me a hard time just for that? - PositronWildhawk

7 Two muffins in an oven. One muffin says "it's really hot in here", the other says "whoa, a talking muffin".

Got me laughing

OK WAS HE EATING A MUFFIN

8 A five foot man escaped from jail. It's a small medium at large.

That's whack man rubbish even my friends little cousin can have a cuss better than that and he said that ugly 5 foot man is the person who wrote that. Don't ever say a cuss all right because my friends little cousin who is 4 can cuss you down at a cussing match.

Your comment is not only out of context but completely irrelevant to this entire website since curse words are denied by staff. - SpaceCakes

That's good but lame... - CityGuru

9 A French greengrocer gave birth to twins. She'd have been fine with one but couldn't mangetout.

So funny I forgot to laugh

10 A Higgs Boson goes into a Church. They say "You can't call yourself a God particle!" The Higgs says, "Without me, you'd have no mass!"

I know. My Physics jokes are pretty bad. - PositronWildhawk

I just knowtist what this ment lolol

The Contenders

11 2 cannibals are eating a clown. One Cannibal stops and looks at the other one and says "Does this taste funny?"
12 I just took the metal off my iPod. Now, nothing plays!

But I have some alternative. - Kiteretsunu

Snort laugh out loud - maddyparrot22

13 Physics makes you do work, Chemistry makes you react, Biology makes you throw up!

Lol! It's funny, but I disagree because I love Biology - FireWasp2004

I saw this cracker on TheTopTens. I love it so much! So don't you all moan at me, OK?!?! - PositronWildhawk

That is SO true!

14 A priest a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar, the bartender says "what is this some kind of joke?"

HAHA! WHAT A KNEE SLAPPER!

Mine is priest, minister and rabbi. - Connor360

15 What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto

That's very clever!

16 What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent, plus Nickelback.

Haha! Whose is this? Love it! - Britgirl

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17 Two wasps of the opposite sex met. One wasn't attracted; the other was hornet.
18 Uh-oh David lost his ID again, guess we have to call him Dav now.

Dav. Just Dav.
Hey Dav!
There is a kid sitting across the room named David.
Hey Dav! - CityGuru

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19 A man working for Morton Salts died. He was assaulted.
20 'Tis my pleasure to share. Heard of Cher's twin sister? Cher and Cher alike.
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1. An English Teacher gives students advice when they write poetry. A stranger comes in, wipes his feet, turns to face the door and a strong aroma fills the room. She had said "use a little onomatopoeia!"
2. I tell Chemistry jokes periodically.
3. A man escapes down a manhole. Police are looking into it.
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1. A man escapes down a manhole. Police are looking into it.
2. An English Teacher gives students advice when they write poetry. A stranger comes in, wipes his feet, turns to face the door and a strong aroma fills the room. She had said "use a little onomatopoeia!"
3. We had to rush the chef to the hospital. He was struggling to make a broth.
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1. I tell Chemistry jokes periodically.
2. Two muffins in an oven. One muffin says "it's really hot in here", the other says "whoa, a talking muffin".
3. Physics makes you do work, Chemistry makes you react, Biology makes you throw up!
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