Top Ten Best Jontron Quotes
The Top Ten
1 WHAT'D I JUST SEE!? Was that Arnold Schwarzenegger, with a comb-over, stickin' out his H. R. Gieger d***? I'm not looking again! OHH!!! THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST ONE, NO MORE, I'M OUT OF HERE!
3 Well, that's about enough life for today, let me see if I can just-
4 WHAT?! WHATTHEF***?!
5 WHAT THE F*** IS A SONIC?!?
6 Apples and grapes!
7 The BOUGIEST of BEAT-EM-UPS!
8 Man, 1910 times were SCARRRY!
9 You could have called this game Bird VS Camel, and no one would have argued with you!
10 GAME THEORY TIME!
11 And then Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost pops out and is like, ah f*** it, who likes the old Mario games right? Brb. Make a Legend of Zelda Modern Warfare!
My favorite jontron moment
12 Stairfax Temperatures
13 Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you. Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him."
14 Mad? Who me? No I'm not mad. I mean, who's mad. How can I be mad when I bought a video game console that has Circus Charlie under 5,000 F***** NAMES!?!? I'M FINE!!!
15 Foot Bag... Well, that's my favorite Cali sport, I don't know about you... What, you like STREET HOCK?
16 Dinosaur? You know the Los Angeles dinosaur. The famous Los Angeles dinosaur.
17 Good God, China! All about symbols! Couldn't even make the alphabet!
18 It...it's awful. IT'S ALL F****** AWFUL! ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!
19 Can't forget the flying eggplant!
20 Good one Bubsy! Hey! Wanna be a guest on Satpurrday Night Live. I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE THE MEOWWWWEST OF IT!! I believe in you Bubsy
21 I get it! ...I don't get it.
22 Oh my gaaaaaaaawd!
23 Am I dead yet?
24 I AIN'T HAVIN' DAT SH**!
25 I've fallen, and I choose NOT to get up!
26 Oh lord, I think I'm coming down with a case of the vapors!
27 Could someone please put me back in the Kubrick?
28 Yes, I'd like to adopt the two of them like puppies from a kennel, after all, anything can be bought and sold for the right oil...
29 Two kids gonna die tonight!
30 I would play any game on earth. Yes, I would play any game on earth. I would play any game on earth. But I won't play that.
31 Aw, grommet. I-I used to say it all the time back in Cali. You couldn't stop me saying this word! Grommet this! Grommet that! THE F*** does grommet mean?!
32 Cars...? Cars?! CAAAAAAARS!!!!! AND IIIIIIIII—HOLY S***!—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME?!
33 Did I just trip up that robber with a spider and then do a moonwalk? THAT'S IT, THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! CUE THE SONG AND DANCE!
34 Also, I'd just like to point out that there's a licensed Nintendo game WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN IT!
35 There's a jar of horseradish up there. I don't know what it is, it's a'scary!
36 Oh yeeeeaaah. Oh noooooo.
37 OH. MY FAVORITE.
38 Tenouutaten. Tennaoutten. A hundred. Best game. Best game.
39 Perfect for children with no necks! Finally! A game system for me!
My favorite quote. - shawnmccaul22
40 Jerry? JERRY?!? JON'S GETTIN' UPSET!
41 Anything can be bought and sold for the right OILLLL
42 No no no! No no no! No no no!
43 I don't like where this is going.
44 Ah boy, here we go.
45 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
46 You can see Beedrill, Porygon, Monkey, Mario Dinosaur, Poop, Abomination
47 Is that a tap dancing crab demon?
48 I have SEVERAL questions!
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