Top Ten Best Jontron Quotes
The Top Ten
1 WHAT'D I JUST SEE!? Was that Arnold Schwarzenegger, with a comb-over, stickin' out his H. R. Gieger d***? I'm not looking again! OHH!!! THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST ONE, NO MORE, I'M OUT OF HERE!
2 OoOOOOOOoOoOOH!!!
3 Well, that's about enough life for today, let me see if I can just-
4 WHAT?! WHATTHEF***?!
5 WHAT THE F*** IS A SONIC?!?
6 Apples and grapes!
7 The BOUGIEST of BEAT-EM-UPS!
8 Man, 1910 times were SCARRRY!
9 You could have called this game Bird VS Camel, and no one would have argued with you!
10 GAME THEORY TIME!
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11 And then Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost pops out and is like, ah f*** it, who likes the old Mario games right? Brb. Make a Legend of Zelda Modern Warfare!
My favorite jontron moment
12 Stairfax Temperatures
13 Fool me once, I'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you. Fool me three times, you're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him."
14 Mad? Who me? No I'm not mad. I mean, who's mad. How can I be mad when I bought a video game console that has Circus Charlie under 5,000 F***** NAMES!?!? I'M FINE!!!
15 Foot Bag... Well, that's my favorite Cali sport, I don't know about you... What, you like STREET HOCK?
16 Dinosaur? You know the Los Angeles dinosaur. The famous Los Angeles dinosaur.
17 Good God, China! All about symbols! Couldn't even make the alphabet!
18 It...it's awful. IT'S ALL F****** AWFUL! ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SUCKS!
19 Can't forget the flying eggplant!
20 Good one Bubsy! Hey! Wanna be a guest on Satpurrday Night Live. I KNOW YOU'LL MAKE THE MEOWWWWEST OF IT!! I believe in you Bubsy
21 I get it! ...I don't get it.
22 Oh my gaaaaaaaawd!
23 Am I dead yet?
24 I AIN'T HAVIN' DAT SH**!
25 I've fallen, and I choose NOT to get up!
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