Top Ten Best Justin Hammer Quotes from Iron Man 2

The Top Ten

1 I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada.

2 What I saw you [Ivan Vanko] did to Tony Stark on that track, how you stepped up to him in front of God and everybody, that was... Wow!

3 We all know why we're here ... in the last six months Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilites, and yet he insists it's a shield. He asks that we trust him as we cower behind it.

4 I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.

5 I took your [Ivan Vanko] stuff. How's that make you feel? Do you feel bad? Good. 'Cause that's how I feel! We had a contract! I save your life, and you give me suits! That was our deal.

6 This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on?... Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones!

7 It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife."

8 If it were any smarter,it'd write a book,a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon.It would read it to you.This is my Eiffel Tower.This is my Rachmaninoff's Third.My Pieta...

9 These are the Cubans,baby.This is the Cohibas,the Montecristos.This is a kinetickill,side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted...

10 You can make salute? What do you mean you can make salute? What the "hell" does that mean, Ivan?

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