Top Ten Best Kid Icarus Uprising Lines

The Top Ten
1 FLOOR ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH! - Pit

I remember in middle school, my best friend and I would go around and say this to random people for no reason. it was the best

This is an inspirational quote. I tell it to my friends all he time.

I just love pit for this reason. But I never learned how to reeaad is better.

2 You've been PRIVY to a side of me that no one else has...my INSIDES! And now you'll be PRIVY to the inside of a privy! Tootle-LOO! - Hades

Hades literally could not be a more lovable smartass even if he tried.

3 G-Force in my faaace! - Pit
4 (Dark Pit just isn't happy unless he's fighting!) YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING. - Dark Pit
5 I suppose I'll have to expel you THE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED WAY... - Hades
6 8-bit Pit could have never made it this far! - Hades

This one seems to break the 4th wall.

7 BIG MONSTERS KILL PIT, GRR! - Palutena
8 (Just hold your breath for about four hours.) I SAID YOU'RE CRAZY! - Pit
9 HOT SPRING!!! - Pit
10 (How did you build a parking lot without hands?) HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. - Pandora
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11 Again today, I will go soaring through the sky! My enemies, I'll dish 'em up in a stir fry! Gracious goddess of light watches from up above! At dinnertime, I always show the cook some love! - Pit

I liked it when pit said that it gets me happy when it is not a good day.

12 Being reincarnated means...different body, different experiences, yes? So wouldn't being reincarnated technically be the same thing as being REMOVED FROM EXISTENCE? (WHAT...I...EATING SOULS ISN'T RIGHT!) That depends on your definition of "right." - Hades
13 You'd better not be thinking of anything...NAUGHTY. - Palutena
14 It almost makes you feel PITY for Pitty! - Hades
15 (Why are you always so doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?) I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful? - Dark Pit
16 Feel the wrath of my pyro blasters, space weirdos! HAHAHAHAHA!! KABLOOEY! KABLAMMY! - Pyrrhon
17 I'm impressed by all the big words you used, but I didn't ask for a sermon. - Hades
18 LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE! - Viridi
19 (I also don't want to steam the sacred buns!) Yeah...we're done talking about this. - Magnus
20 I bet those wings of yours would taste really good with some barbecue sauce, Pit... - Palutena
21 I just hope that's a hot spring and not some other kind of...puddle. - Viridi
22 PIT! HADES! PIT! HADES! Pittt! Haaadeees... - Pit and Hades
23 Gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat, or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat! - Pit and Palutena
24 Like I said...ANNOYING! - Dark Pit
25 It's actually kind of cute! Especially compared to Hades'...BOWELS... - Pit
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