Top 10 Kids Shows With the Worst Theme Songs

Kid Shows. There are Some Kids Shows With Decent Theme Songs. Like Arthur, Steven Universe and The New Adventures of Madeline For Example. But, Then We Have These..... Themes Ranging From Poor Grammar to Coping The Nutshack To Just Simply Ear Grinding! Here are the Worst Theme Songs in a Kids Show.
The Top Ten
1 Teletubbies Teletubbies is a British pre-school children's television series created by Ragdoll Productions' Anne Wood CBE and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes. It is owned by Canadian Studio WildBrain, which is the largest independent Children's and Adolescent's Film Studio

Here We Have an Example of A Theme Song Gone Wrong. So The Them Is Just The Teletubbies Saying Their Names And then, They Say Eh-Oh! Which Isn't Even a Word! I Know Teletubbies Is Geared Towards Kids Under 5 But, Still This Isn't E/I! Because The Writers of this Show Probably Haven't Passed English. Though I Could Be Wrong. But Still, The Teletubbies Need to Learn More Words!

2 Fanboy and Chum Chum Fanboy & Chum Chum is an American 3D CGI animated television series created by Eric Robles for Nickelodeon. It is based on Fanboy, an animated short created by Robles for Nicktoons and Frederator Studios, which was broadcast August 14, 2009 to July 12, 2014 on Random! Cartoons. The series was first broadcast October 12, 2009 on Nickelodeon as a preview, then officially premiered November 6, 2009 after SpongeBob's Truth or Square.

Ah Yes, The Show That Ruined Nick as A Whole. An it's Theme song is SO Dumb and It's Mind Blowing That 25% Of My Brain Cells Didn't Gotten Zapped During the Process! It Ranges from Them Saying They're Names Followed by Them Saying their Totally Crazy and then (The Worst Part) The Forced Someone (Kyle) To Look at Their Underwear! Who Does That? Comparing this To The New Adventures of Madeline's Theme song (An Actually Good One), You Can Cleary See a Difference! At Least That Is Actually Good and Not Torture.

This one is just weird.

3 Breadwinners Breadwinners is an American animated television series created by Gary "Doodles" DiRaffaele and Steve Borst for Nickelodeon. ...read more.

This Theme Song Though Not as Rage Inducing or Lazy as others, But This Show's Theme as About The Two Main Charatchers Saying how Crazy They Are. Sounds Familiar? Fanboy and Chumchum Did This! Not To Mention The Animation Looks Like Someone Pooped on the Screen! Not To Mention How Ear grinding it is!

4 Peppa Pig Peppa Pig is a British preschool animated television series directed and produced by Astley Baker Davies in association with Entertainment One, which originally aired on 31 May 2004. It went on a hiatus for just over two years before re-premiering on 14 February 2015.

Again It's Pretty Unoriginal. All that It Just is Peppa Telling about her Family. That's It. Yeah, It's a Step above TESL, But Come on! A Bit More Original! At Least With Steven Universe, At Least They Just don't Simply Say Their Names!

Is this theme song a song!?

5 Teen Titans Go! 'Teen Titans Go!' is an American animated television series produced by Cartoon Network. The show follows a superhero group called the Teen Titans, and shows what happens when they go home and have silly adventures. This show is Cartoon Network's revival of the popular 2003-2006 American animated television show, 'Teen Titans'.

Teen Titans Go is In a Similar Problem to TESL I Would Like to Call "The Nutshack Effect". But Unlike TESL, They Completely Studer on The Show's Name. I Guess that Make it More Original Than Thomas Edison? Stick to the OG Teen Titans.

6 Bob the Builder Bob the Builder is a British children's animated television show created by Keith Chapman. In the original series, Bob appears in a stop motion animated programme as a building contractor, specialising in masonry, along with his colleague Wendy, various neighbours and friends, and their gang of anthropomorphised ...read more.
7 Chuggington Chuggington is a British children's computer-animated television series produced by Ludorum plc. It is broadcast on the BBC children's channel CBeebies and other channels internationally, including in the United States on the Disney Channel and Disney Junior.

I I hate Chuggington!!! It's a rip-off of Thomas & Friends! This destroyed England's legacy! Screw you, BBC!

8 Thomas Edison's Secret Lab

UGH! Thomas Edison's Secret Lab Is One of those Shows That are SO Lazy that Even the Theme Song is Pure Laziness! If you Heard the First 5 Seconds, Then Congrats You've Just Sung the Whole Song. Clearly the Writers Must of Watched the Nutshack to Make this Song.

9 Pickle & Peanut Pickle and Peanut is an American animated television series that premiered on Disney XD on September 7, 2015. The series was created by Noah Z. Jones, creator of Fish Hooks and Almost Naked Animals.
10 Thomas the Tank Engine Thomas & Friends is a British children's television series. In the United Kingdom, it had its first broadcast on the ITV network in Great Britain in 1984.
The Contenders
11 The Wacky World of Tex Avery The Wacky World of Tex Avery is a French–American–Canadian animated comedy television series produced by DIC Entertainment and created by Robby London in 1997. The series was named after Tex Avery, a cartoonist who is known for his work at Warner Bros.

Uhhh... First Off, This Isn't Even a Real Song! All that it just Is that We See The Charatchers Making Gibberish and Saying Welcome to The Wacky World of Tex Avery. Again, TTG and TESL Have the Same Issue.

12 Fred: The Show Fred: The Show is an American television series, created by Lucas Cruikshank that originally aired on Nickelodeon, in the United States from January 16 to August 3, 2012. It was cancelled after the first season due to low scores.
13 Fireman Sam
14 Butt-Ugly Martians Butt-Ugly Martians is a computer-animated television series produced by the British media group Just Entertainment in association with Mike Young Productions and DCDC Limited.

Finally! A Show That's Aware of It's Bad theme Song! all That It Just is them Saying 'We are the Martians, The Butt-Ugly Martians" and "BKO". but It's another one of those Shows Saying The Title.

Their song is butt-ugly!

15 Angela Anaconda Angela Anaconda is a Canadian–American children's television series created by Joanna Ferrone and Sue Rose, the latter of whom who also voices the title character.
16 Caillou Caillou is a Canadian educational children's television series that was first shown on Teletoon (both English and French versions), with its first episode airing on the former channel on September 15, 1997; the show later moved to Treehouse TV, with its final episode being shown on that channel on October 3, 2010. The show was animated in Canada by CINAR Corporation (later Cookie Jar Entertainment), In season 5, the show was animated by South African-based studio, Clockwork Zoo. The show, based on the books by Hélène Desputeaux, focuses on a four-year-old boy named Caillou who is fascinated by the world around him.

Caillou is a bald headed freak!

17 Word Party

Don't Really Remeber what The Theme Song is. But I Know It'll rive People insane (Like Breadwinners).

This should be top 5!

18 Paw Patrol PAW Patrol is an Canadian animated television series created by Keith Chapman. It is produced by Spin Master Entertainment with animation provided by Guru Studio. In Canada, the series is primarily broadcast on TVOKids, which first ran previews of the show in August 2013. The series first aired on Nickelodeon ...read more.
19 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2019) is an American preschool educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

Dora is super deaf, blind and stupid!

20 Horrid Henry Horrid Henry is a British animated children's series based on the popular books by Francesca Simon. The show premiered in 2006 and follows the misadventures of Henry, a young boy who is notoriously mischievous. Aimed primarily at children, the series has received acclaim for its relatable characters and life lessons embedded in the narrative. Horrid Henry has spawned various merchandise, video games, and a feature film, extending its cultural impact.
21 In the Night Garden
22 Pirates: Adventures in Art

Probably the Only Sane one (If It Is...)

23 Pig Goat Banana Cricket Pig Goat Banana Cricket is an American animated television series created by Dave Cooper and Johnny Ryan for Nickelodeon.
24 Happy Tree Friends Happy Tree Friends (commonly abbreviated as HTF) is an American adult animated flash series created and developed by Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, Kenn Navarro, and Warren Graff for Mondo Media. Disguised as a children's cartoon, the show follows the misadventures of cute, anthropomorphic forest animals. Their initially peaceful lives always end with sudden, usually accidental, graphically violent... read more

This song is not even a song! It's just gibberish!

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