1 "It's not easy being the fat kid in school. It's definitely hard to be the only fat person in your entire country."
I get it, it is so wrong but funny, sounds like something a punk kid would say
You have to admit, it's clever.
2 "What is this liquid cake?" "It's water, sir."
3 "Nothing good on TV. Time to bomb South Korea"
One of the best memes out there.
I don't know why, but I died.
4 "I am now Kim Jong Fun!"
5 "What do you mean, I can't eat America?"
Many of them are fatter than you, Kim!
6 "Respect my Authoritah!"
7 "Launch?" "I said Lunch."
This one is great, it combines the two things Kim enjoys most!
HAHA I can't hold it
8 "He Gonna Eat that?"
9 "All Your Cakes Are Belong To Us"
10 Our Latest Rocket Went About This High!
Yeah. About as high as Kim's arm can stretch up.
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11 "Why are we clapping? Did the Buffet just open?"
12 New Trade Policy: Import McRib
And this is why we must put sanctions on North Korea. It's for the good of their own supreme leader.
13 What do you mean I can't eat McDonald's in North Korea?
You like Big Macs, don't you Kim Jong Un?
14 Did I see this guy in South Park?
When he was younger he was one of Chef's chocolate salty balls except Chef had to destroy him because he could give people food poisoning.
15 "WAAAAA, I'M NOT FAT!!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!! I'M GONNA NUKE EVERYONE BECAUSE I'M UPSET!!!!!!"
This isn't funny.
16 I Said Black Pony, Not Hack Sony
17 Water, glorious water!
18 Korean Army and the accordion, Kim's nuke went over the moon, Kim started crying, and the rest of the country ran away to the South
Actually Hey Fiddle Fiddle was my fave nursery rhyme.
19 When I said fry the Chinese, I meant cook last night's take-out!
Take-out its Take-Away.
20 "Kim Jong-un... because every generation needs a missile crisis."
21 The world is doomed when Kim Jong un mistakes launch for lunch
22 "If I can't have McDonald's in my country, I'll make one myself!"
You'll get the joke when you look up McDonald's in North Korea.
23 You know you are a good leader when you get 100% of all votes in your totally democratic election
24 Person: You're fat, Kim Jong un. North Korea: Points nukes at person's country.
25 I'm a little stupid Korean fat and evil, here's my nuke and here's my food.