Top 10 Kinds of People In Horror Movies

In this, I'll be describing the people in horror movies.
The Top Ten
1 The one girl that's always naked

This one needs no explanation. They're there to make people feel sorry for the characters who are innocent and shouldn't die but man is it fun to see them get killed due to their foolishness.

It's pretty annoying of you ask me. I can't not stand seeing a girl naked in a horror movie. It ruins the movie for us.

2 The one that's just standing there when the killer's right there

In Pantomimes, the kids chant 'It's behind you! '
In Horror Movies, we laugh at the situation.
We are always as old as our minds want to be.

This happens a lot because they're too dumb to run.

3 The one that doesn't bring a weapon with them

"Hey Guys! You see Freddy..." (Machete enters their head)
This goes with the guy who doesn't realise a murderer is staring at the back of their head.

Well a least bring a weapon with you, the killer will kill you in 60 seconds if you don't.

4 The one that just stands there and screams "HELP"
5 The one that trusts a stranger when they don't know it's the killer

"So all my friends are dead, we're the only 2 left and we are locked in a room. I think I can trust you."

The Result:
Killer (Oh the dramatic irony): "Yeah, well guess who killed them. It can't be that hard, you didn't kill them after all..."

The first guy was never seen again.

6 That group of teenagers that always drink and end up dying

Why in any situation of peril would you decide to drink beer before? You wouldn't drink a beer before tightrope walking without a trampoline below you would you?

7 The one that sacrifices for everyone

Most of the time, they are the one who wants to redeem him/herself. Only problem, you sometimes have no sympathy for them because he/she was a rude, ass.

Also, I never cry after these because it's just so overused.

This is pretty sad.

8 The one girl that's always the smart one

Velma from Scooby-Doo just entered the building. Nobody listens to her though. They care more about screaming for help, having no weapon and/or being naked.

That's pretty rare and great instead of being dumb like the others.

9 The one that always wants to split up

It only works in Scooby-Doo. You can't die in cartoons after all.

You'll end up dead in 60 seconds.

10 The one that is a heavy drinker

Insert a plot bottle and then guess the way he dies. Great fun for all the family.

The Contenders
11 The one that screams the most
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