Top Ten Best Knock Knock Jokes

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1 Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house

I love this knock knock joke it's amazing :) literally LOL

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2 Knock knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, or I'll shoot.
3 Knock knock. Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

Ahh... A sweet, sensitive soul... With a lisp! Haha! - Britgirl

4 Knock knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open it until Christmas.

LOL! This one is funny! - Animefan12

5 Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little bit closer and I will tell you.

Oops. Its Knock Knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little bit closer and I will tell you. - zach2246tt

6 Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who. I didn't know you could yodel!

This one is a classic. Because it's dreadful. - PositronWildhawk

I love this one but I think I heard it somewhere

7 Knock knock. Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime.
8 Knock knock. Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?
9 Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

Ha, this is the most common. - Animefan12

10 Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana your business!

Hha laugh out loud but there all simular in one way but thumbs up for it laugh out loud

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The Newcomers

? Knock knock. Who's there? Screwy. Screwy who? Well screw you too!
? Knock knock. Dude, I'm not even in a building. You just punched me in the face... MY TURN!!!!

The Contenders

11 Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget. V 3 Comments
12 Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Seriously it's me, I'm just telling a knock knock joke.
13 Knock knock. Who's there? Grape. Grape who? Ew, I don't care what color it is...

I didn't get it at first, but, after a few minutes, I figured that it sounds like gray poo. LOL! I Love it! - Animefan12

That is so truee I said it aloud and it sounded like gray poo I even got embarassed in my own head

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14 Knock knock. It's open
15 Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
16 Knock knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door!

Awesome, it's "my dumb foot got caught in the door"! - Animefan12

17 Knock knock. Come in.
18 Knock knock. Who's there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Pudding!
19 Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co- MOOOOOO! (cutoff)
20 Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there!. My name is knock knock
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1. Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house
2. Knock knock. Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.
3. Knock knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, or I'll shoot.
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