Top Ten Best Knock Knock Jokes

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The Top Ten

1 Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house

I love this knock knock joke it's amazing :) literally LOL

I love this joke. It's so funny, LOL
!

Love it.

2 Knock knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, or I'll shoot.
3 Knock knock. Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

Ahh... A sweet, sensitive soul... With a lisp! Haha! - Britgirl

4 Knock knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open it until Christmas.

LOL! This one is funny! - Animefan12

5 Knock knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little bit closer and I will tell you.

Oops. Its Knock Knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little bit closer and I will tell you. - zach2246tt

6 Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who. I didn't know you could yodel!

This one is a classic. Because it's dreadful. - PositronWildhawk

I love this one but I think I heard it somewhere

7 Knock knock. Who's there? Pasture. Pasture who? Pasture bedtime.
8 Knock knock. Who's there? Eddie. Eddie who? Eddie body home?
9 Knock knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

Ha, this is the most common. - Animefan12

10 Knock knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana your business!

This a bit funny

Hha laugh out loud but there all simular in one way but thumbs up for it laugh out loud

It's actually
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya Business! - Animefan12

The Contenders

11 Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

This is kinda brilliant! - Curti2594

Haha wow this is funny

Haha this is clever - MusicGirl

12 Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Seriously it's me, I'm just telling a knock knock joke.
13 Knock knock. Who's there? Grape. Grape who? Ew, I don't care what color it is...

I didn't get it at first, but, after a few minutes, I figured that it sounds like gray poo. LOL! I Love it! - Animefan12

Say it aloud and it will sound like you're saying "gray poo".

That is so truee I said it aloud and it sounded like gray poo I even got embarassed in my own head

14 Knock knock. It's open
15 Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
16 Knock knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door!

Awesome, it's "my dumb foot got caught in the door"! - Animefan12

17 Knock knock. Come in.

This joke is lame.
The length of this joke can be increased.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Come in.
Come in who?
Sorry, you can't come in because you're already in.
Sorry, you can't come in because you're already in who?
Whatever, allow me in.
Whatever, allow me i- *Door Breaks* - Animefan12

Lame lol it does not need lol it needs bla

18 Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there!. My name is knock knock
19 Knock knock. Who's there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Pudding!
20 Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Co- MOOOOOO! (cutoff)

So funny lol imma use it. Bow down bitches. Interrupting Cow is here... MOOO

21 Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who?
22 Knock knock. Who's there? Britney spears. Knock knock. Who's there. Oops I did it again!!?
23 Knock knock. Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who
24 Knock knock ? Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? My key won't fit in the door

Yeah, as if it's his home! Of course his key won't fit in the door! - Animefan12

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey Garythesnail! - Animefan12

25 Knock knock. Who's there? Woodchuck. Woodchuck who? Woodchuck open the door.
26 Knock knock. Who's there? Hubba. Hubba who? Hubba Bubba
27 Knock knock. Who's there? The. The Who? YEAH!
28 Knock knock. Who's there? Yo. Yo who? Yo mama!
29 Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc- You have cancer

Before u say how rude this is, I know. Nothing can beat the Britney Spears one anyway that one is pure genius

30 Knock Knock. Who's There. Butter. Butter Who? Butter tell you more knock knock jokes
31 Knock knock. Who's there? A person. A person who? A person who is going to kill you!
32 Knock knock. Dude, I'm not even in a building. You just punched me in the face... MY TURN!!!!
33 Knock knock. Who's there? Screwy. Screwy who? Well screw you too!
34 Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry.
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1. Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin your house
2. Knock knock. Who's there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.
3. Knock knock. Who's there? Stan. Stan who? Stan back, or I'll shoot.
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