Top Ten Lame Puns Involving TheTopTens Usernames
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Ex. MoldySock
She found something under her chair. It was a moldy sock.
The Top Ten
1 Do you know why Michael Jackson is number one on "Best Pop Artists?" Because he's a Top Ten Jackson
This doesn't even make sense! I was laughing so hard! This list is so useless but I love it so much!
I like this one, though. The rest are truly bad.
This one's actually a great one
This is actually a good one.
2 The creator of "Top Ten Worst ways to introduce yourself to a stranger" once took a spelling test. He got three incorrects and seven corrects. Who knew?
Correctswhoknew = Kiteretsunu.
That's smart. But I didn't take a spelling test in that list. Did I?
3 One day a mother walked down the street and told someone his shoelace was untied. It was a classic "Ma Tricks Guy".
4 A sheriff named Ronald once had to chase robbers who robbed a bank. When offered a horse to chase them, said Posse Ron "I'll Walk."
This pun is worse than all the lists in my Dreadful Puns series put together.
It means PositronWildhawk *cough* What it does mean?
*Slowly bangs head against wall* Make it stop.
5 Subway just released their new Potato Sarragenia Melt. It was a Sub Hash sa...who?
6 Some guy got sent to a turn-key asylum. Apparently he was nude in court.
7 Scientists are investigating a fog over several identical islands. They are a haze area set.
8 When I did my messaging job, I got to pat Rick Starr.
Best pun ever!
9 The creator of the underrated bands list creates his lists in an unusual way. He makes them in an underwater construction site, or a caisson.
Haha thanks for placing me on the list! Haha the pun is... peculiar. Haha but thanks!
This pun is so unfunny, it made me laugh.
10 A person was found to be a killer. He was a serial guy.
The Contenders
11 Why did that guy buy a paramedics car? Cause' ambulances are the best.
12 The creator of "worst things to run into" makes fabric out of Toronto baseball caps. He turns caps into a jay cloth.
13 I found an animal with no legs. I got to carry the snail to the bin.
14 I'm in the City Guru
15 A baby girl was born, only the length of your arm. She was a cubrit girl.
16 I'll have to turn into a turkey as I learn more about birds
Gobble gobble.
17 In an anarchy full of danger, someone started a government. You can say they're starting a REVOLution!
18 Psy, we ran out of writing lists! (Cyri)
I'm really still going.
19 I've heard of this late great artist, there's a movie about her called Art Star Amy, she died in 333, she will be missed.
20 Shadow Runs 1 million % slow. He's slower than sonic.
21 There's a German rapper called Kay One. But Martin raps nine times better, that makes Martin Kay Nine.
22 Hundreds of years ago, pirates buried a chest. In it, there are expensive and unique objects made of pure gold. One could say this is a true... Metal Treasure.
23 A: Did you hear Audrey Tautou wants to marry a certain Jack? B: Yes, and me and my three brothers are huge fans of him. We want to get a poster each. A: So you want posters of Jack Tautou for four?
24 We went to a haunted house. We could hear the resonating screams from all sides.
25 A guy was about to forfeit fifty nine physics
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