Top Ten Lamest Excuses for Being Late for School
The Top Ten
1 My Calendar Somehow Moved a Few Months Backwards to the Summer Holidays
I never thought calendars knew how to time travel
2 My Alarm Somehow Was Set for 2:00 P.M
Waking up early but waking up late,#old school
3 I Lost My Homework and Had to Find It But I Couldn't
4 I Was Seriously Injured With a Broken Leg
But where's your crutches,#busted
5 My Bed Trapped Me
Hey! why haven't the scientist of all mighty PETA discover that beds are alive,blame pets that your late
6 I Needed to Get Medication for My Grandma
Grandmas are better then your boring math class
7 The Duvet Was Clutching Me Tight
8 I Have Schoolophobia
9 I Was Taken Ill at 3:00 P.M Today
10 I Was Bored So Yeah
Yet I say this all the time
I say this all the time!
The Contenders
11 My Mother Ate My Legs
Wow. Whoever wrote this made me laugh!
12 I Forgot It Wasn't the Weekend
13 I Lost My Pencils
14 My Pet Unicorn Got Lost
15 My Pet Rock Escaped and Started Barking at People
16 My pet banana was attacking people and I had to calm it down
17 The Car Wasn’t Letting Mom Drive
BAdd New Item