Top Ten Lamest Excuses for Being Late for School

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The Top Ten

1 My Calendar Somehow Moved a Few Months Backwards to the Summer Holidays

I never thought calendars knew how to time travel - Nateawesomeness

2 My Alarm Somehow Was Set for 2:00 P.M

Waking up early but waking up late,#old school - Nateawesomeness

3 I Lost My Homework and Had to Find It But I Couldn't

Your dog ate it,#oldschool awnsers - Nateawesomeness

4 I Was Seriously Injured With a Broken Leg

But where's your crutches,#busted - Nateawesomeness

5 My Bed Trapped Me

Hey! why haven't the scientist of all mighty PETA discover that beds are alive,blame pets that your late - Nateawesomeness

6 I Needed to Get Medication for My Grandma

Grandmas are better then your boring math class - Nateawesomeness

Thank UltimateHybridX for this one - jmepa1234

7 The Duvet Was Clutching Me Tight
8 I Have Schoolophobia

Me to - Nateawesomeness

9 I Was Taken Ill at 3:00 P.M Today

Didn't see the "ill" well. I tought it was "iii"

10 I Was Bored So Yeah

Yet I say this all the time - Nateawesomeness

I say this all the time! - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 I Forgot It Wasn't the Weekend
12 I Lost My Pencils
13 My Pet Unicorn Got Lost
14 My Mother Ate My Legs

Wow. Whoever wrote this made me laugh!

15 My Pet Rock Escaped and Started Barking at People
16 My pet banana was attacking people and I had to calm it down
17 The Car Wasn’t Letting Mom Drive
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