Top Ten Lamest Excuses for Being Late for School

The Top Ten
1 My Calendar Somehow Moved a Few Months Backwards to the Summer Holidays

I never thought calendars knew how to time travel

2 My Alarm Somehow Was Set for 2:00 P.M

Waking up early but waking up late,#old school

3 I Lost My Homework and Had to Find It But I Couldn't
4 I Was Seriously Injured With a Broken Leg

But where's your crutches,#busted

5 My Bed Trapped Me

Hey! why haven't the scientist of all mighty PETA discover that beds are alive,blame pets that your late

6 I Needed to Get Medication for My Grandma

Grandmas are better then your boring math class

7 The Duvet Was Clutching Me Tight
8 I Have Schoolophobia
9 I Was Taken Ill at 3:00 P.M Today
10 I Was Bored So Yeah

Yet I say this all the time

I say this all the time!

The Contenders
11 My Mother Ate My Legs

Wow. Whoever wrote this made me laugh!

12 I Forgot It Wasn't the Weekend
13 I Lost My Pencils
14 My Pet Unicorn Got Lost
15 My Pet Rock Escaped and Started Barking at People
16 My pet banana was attacking people and I had to calm it down
17 The Car Wasn’t Letting Mom Drive
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