Top Ten Lamest Excuses for Forgetting Homework Which Include the Word 'ate'

The Top Ten
1 I Ate My Homework
2 The Dog Ate My Homework
3 My Friend Ate My Homework
4 A Zombie Ate My Homework
5 My Homework Ate My Homework
6 Julius Caesar Ate My Homework
7 An Alien Ate My Homework
8 My Paper Shredder Ate My Homework

This may be believable

9 The Fire Ate My Homework
10 The Homework Ate the Dog

This comes from one of the worst animated movies of all time, Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale.

This is just hilarious.

The Contenders
11 The Washing Machine Ate My Homework
12 Cookie Monster Ate My Homework

Hmmm lets see, someone have 3 cookies and solits them evenly with 3 freinds, how many cookies doe-

cookie monster: did someone say cookie? me so hungry for cookie! *eats homework*

13 You Ate My Homework
14 The Couch Ate My Homework
15 The Earth Ate My Homework
16 The toilet ate my homework
17 My Baby Cousin/Sister/Brother Ate My Homework
18 Billy Mays Ate My Homework
19 The Garbage Truck Ate My Homework
20 My Pet Ate My Homework
21 TheTopTens Ate My Homework
22 Galactus Ate My Homework
23 The Shredder Ate My Homework
24 My Crippling Depression Ate My Homework
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