Top Ten Lamest Mario Boss Battles of All Time

Anyone remember the final boss from Yoshi's Island? It was FANTASTIC! The atmosphere, the music, and the boss were amazing! Unfortunately, 19 years later, they couldn't top it! Yoshi's New Island ruins our childhood. First you have to fight a giant Baby Bowser just like the original game, except it's absolutely ATROCIOUSLY bad. All he does is shoot super slow fireballs, and then starts hopping up and down for NO REASON! "But DC! The platforms move after each jump! " Yeah I know, but WHY? The platforms NEVER go under the lava. (If you don't understand it means it can never hurt you! ) It's completely POINTLESS! He just keeps wasting your time as you think about how many other games you could've spent your money on. However, after that, you'd think it'd be over, but suddenly, warping through space and time, KING Bowser APPEARS (Really Nintendo? That's the best you could come up with? Pretty shamelessly lazy). Well, on the plus side, this boss can't be much worse than the Baby Bowser ...more - DCfnaf

I always thought that the whole point of bosses was to test your skill, or...try to kill you. This guy hops along, made out of candy floss. What's his grand evil scheme? To increase the chances of Yoshi getting tooth decay? Truly, he is the greatest villain of all time! So he hops around, and if you happen to take some damage, every time you attack him, his yummy candy floss body recovers ANY damage you got. (Maybe they can add sprinkles next time too. That'll definitely make him more intimidating! ) Move aside Bowser! Cloud N Candy is in town! And he MEANS BUSINESS! - DCfnaf

So you've made it to the top of the mountain, where the dastardly King Bob-Omb awaits. This is not just any bomb, it's the King of them all! Is it going to be dangerous? Definitely! OH NO! He's coming after me...really...slowly. That's right folks, all he does is walk around...MENACINGLY! He doesn't really attack you either, and he doesn't even send his Bob-omb army against you. He just walks around. So you throw him on his behind and he explodes. There's nothing worse than that. - DCfnaf

Boss Boo is not King Boo. But either way, he deserves to be mentioned. So King Boo was fought in Luigi's Mansion, but he was basically replaced by Bowser. So Boss Boo gets the spotlight for Super Mario Sunshine. But...nope. It sucked. The boss takes place on a giant spinning roulette wheel, and you need to win on the slots. Boss Boo spits out fruit. Then you need to throw a red hot chili pepper in his mouth. What part of that makes you think "Boss Boo"? It could be any other enemy and it should be the same exact boss fight. - DCfnaf

I should've made this number 1. This boss is HORRIBLE and so is his character! He spews out info, is completely unmemorable and then guess what? You play as Luigi and spam the jump button, and this fight is over in LESS THAN TEN SECONDS. - DCfnaf

This one is so boring. I actually hate New Super Mario Bros 2 more than this one though, but it is definitely boring. - DCfnaf