Top 10 Last Words That Tell a Story

Some people's last words are prophetic like when Nostradamus proclaimed "tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here". Others are poetic like when author and entomologist Vladimir Nabokov stated "a certain butterfly is already on the wing". Some of the most memorable are from people with a sense of humor to the end. An example is murderer James W. Rodgers who asked someone to "bring me a bullet-proof vest" when asked if he had any last words before being executed by a firing squad.

In the spirit of this final type of dark humor, this list is for last words from people who may or may not have known they were at death's door, but based on their words, we not only know they were in their final moments, we know exactly how they met their end.

The Top Ten

1 Who are you kidding? You don't have the guts to pull the trigger.
2 Hey son, are you still holding the ladder?

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3 Everyone knows a tiger is more scared of you than you are of it.
4 It's just a prank, bro!
5 No, only the red ones are poisonous!
6 Do you think this rat poison is still good?
7 Well, that's not supposed to be in that woodchipper! Let me climb in and get it out...
8 I know you're scared about that bear, but my mother always said, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
9 My doctor said 6 more weeks.
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The Contenders

11 Don't worry, I have leaned back on this chair many times atop this building, I will never fall off of it.
12 Everything's going to be alright
13 You have your mother's eyes

Said by the bravest man we ever knew, Severus Snape, in his dying moments... R.I.P

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