Top Ten Laws You Probably Have Broken

The Top Ten
1 Visible erection in public

If this is considered a problem they should make tight pants on men illegal instead this is not something you can control.

2 Owning a permanent marker

Simply owning a permanent marker is not illegal, but doing stuff like graffiti with it is illegal.

3 Using a fake name online

That actually depends on the scenario, actually. As long as you're not using it to profit or commit fraud, you should be fine!

Guys, this isn't illegal unless you're using it to commit fraud or other illegal activity

I do that sometimes, but my school told me to use a fake name.

4 Sodomy
5 Pumping your own gas
6 Adultery
7 Cursing in public
8 Farting in public

This should be replaced with plagiarism, five year olds.

9 Singing "happy birthday" in public
10 Using unauthorized wifi

If I can actually get past the wifi password

The Contenders
11 Robbing stores
12 Downloading free music
13 Jaywalking
14 Eating fried chicken with a fork
15 Eating a banana with the peel on it
16 Godwin’s Law

Not a law per se, but more so an online given rule.

Godwin’s Law refers to how when a debate gets longer, the likelihood of referring to Hitler or the Nazis nears certainty.

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