Top 10 Bands with the Least Creative Names

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The Top Ten

1 The The The The The The are an English post-punk band. They have been active in various forms since 1979, with singer/songwriter Matt Johnson being the only constant band member.

Wait, seriously? This exists? - Misfire

You actually have to be very creative to come up with a so uncreative name. - Alkadikce

That's the weirdest name for a band. - NickelodeonYesAddminNo

Even The Band sounds better. - Userguy44

Close battle. There should also be a "Band Band" to complete the picture. - Alkadikce

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2 The Band The Band The Band was a Canadian-American roots rock group formed in 1965 . Which originally consisting of Rick Danko (bass guitar, double bass, fiddle, vocals), Levon Helm (drums, mandolin, guitar, vocals), Garth Hudson (keyboards, saxophones, trumpet), Richard Manuel (piano, drums, vocals) and Robbie Robertson ...read more.

I actually like the name because it's just so uncreative. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

I knew that The Band exists, but I didn't include it in the list on purpose because of the history of the name (formerly labelled as Bob Dylan and The Band) - Alkadikce

LOL what kind of band would name themselves "The Band"? Does that give people attention? - LightningStrike

They tried out a lot of names, but people kept calling them Bob Dylan and The Band, thus the name, so it's not because of the lack of creativity. - Alkadikce

My teacher likes this. - DarkBoi-X

3 fun. fun. Fun is an American indie pop band based in New York City. It was formed by Nate Ruess, former lead singer of The Format, with Andrew Dost of Anathallo and Jack Antonoff of Steel Train.

Sounds like Fun - BreakFastBeast2005

4 Death Death Death was an American death metal band formed in 1983 by Chuck Schuldiner. Death is considered to be one of the most influential bands in heavy metal and a pioneering force in death metal. Its debut album, Scream Bloody Gore, has been widely regarded as the first death metal record, while the band's ...read more.

Death is a very suitable name for a pioneering death metal band. In the context of the emerging death metal scene in the 80s it was a great name. - Metal_Treasure

5 The Animals The Animals The Animals were an English band of the 1960s, formed in Newcastle upon Tyne, during the early part of the decade.

What's wrong with "The Animals"? It was meant to reflect the raw nature of their live performances. - Gg2000

6 MAGIC! MAGIC! Magic!, originally stylized as MAGIC!, is a Canadian reggae fusion band based in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
7 Tool Tool Tool is an American progressive/alternative/post-metal band, that was formed in 1990. ...read more.

I think there's actually supposed to be a meaning behind this one. Something about using their music as a "tool" to achieve some higher mental state. I think they came up with the meaning after the name. - tgbhj

Great band but the name is too simplistic for me - Alkadikce

8 Trio

But is it a trio? - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

Yeah, this is pretty dull - Metal_Treasure

9 KISS KISS Kiss is an American hard rock band formed in New York City in January 1973 by Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons and the band's original manager, Lew Linet.
10 Anal C*** Anal C*** Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988 in Newton, Massachusetts. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has ...read more.

It just sounds stupid. - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

Oh no! They forgot to mention me! - Metal_Treasure

12 ABBA ABBA ABBA were a Swedish pop group formed in Stockholm in 1972 by members Agnetha Fältskog, Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad.

Eh, at least it's memorable. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

It may not be the most creative band name in the universe, but it's way better and more creative than their original name: Björn & Benny, Agnetha & Anni-Frid. - Gg2000

13 RED RED Red is an American rock band from Nashville, Tennessee, formed in 2002 by brothers guitarist Anthony Armstrong and bassist Randy Armstrong, with lead vocalist Michael Barnes.

I added this item after creating the list (together with The The). Names with colors usually turn out good (see the list of Best Bands with Colorful Names). But it's already strange that the name consists of one adjective. One-word names are usually nouns. - Alkadikce

duh... - Metal_Treasure

14 The Kids

Punk band from Belgium. - THC13

15 The Doors The Doors The Doors were an American rock band formed in 1965 in Los Angeles, with vocalist Jim Morrison, keyboardist Ray Manzarek, guitarist Robby Krieger and drummer John Densmore.

Shortening of "The Doors of Perception"..

16 Helloween Helloween Helloween is a German power metal band founded in 1984 in Hamburg, Northern Germany. The band is a pioneering force in the power metal genre, and their second and third studio albums, Keeper of the Seven Keys: Part I and Part II, are considered masterpieces of the genre.

Umm...I actually think this is among the most creative. - Metal_Treasure

17 Scorpions Scorpions Scorpions are a German rock band formed in 1965 in Hanover by Rudolf Schenker. Since the band's inception, its musical style has ranged from hard rock to heavy metal.

I don't see a problem with creativity here. - Metal_Treasure

18 Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin was an English rock band formed in London in 1968. The group consisted of Robert Plant (Vocal), Jimmy Page (Guitar), John Paul Jones (Bass, Keyboard) and John Bonham (Drums). The band's heavy, guitar-driven sound, rooted in blues and psychedelia on their early albums, has earned them recognition ...read more.

How in the city of Yonkers is this uncreative? - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

It's not uncreative. - Userguy44

It seems like the most famous bands are added to every list for no reason. - Alkadikce

Actually, this is a great name...not something I could come up with! - DaringXx

19 Sick Puppies Sick Puppies Sick Puppies is an Australian rock band, formed in 1997. Sick Puppies rose to prominence in 2006 when their song "All the Same" was uploaded along with a video to YouTube.

This name really is bad, but what's the problem with its creativity? - Alkadikce

I think it's creative. It's another question if the name is good or not - Metal_Treasure

Yeah. I'm not a big fan of this name either. - Gg2000

Good band, but the band name...?! - Userguy44

20 Maroon 5 Maroon 5 Maroon 5 is an American pop rock band that originated in Los Angeles, California. Before the current group was established, the original four members, Adam Levine, Jesse Carmichael Mickey Madden and Ryan Dusick, formed a band known as Kara's Flowers in 1994, while they were still in high school.
21 HIM HIM HIM was a Finnish gothic rock band from Helsinki, Finland. Formed in 1991 by vocalist Ville Valo and bassist Mikko "Mige" Paananen under the name His Infernal Majesty, the band broke up in 1993, before being reformed in 1995 by Valo and guitarist Mikko "Linde" Lindström.

HIM means His Infernal Majesty. I would say it's somewhat creative. - Metal_Treasure

22 Green Day Green Day Green Day are an American pop punk, punk rock, and alternative rock band formed in East Bay, California in 1986. The members include Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals and guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass), Tré Cool (drums) and Jason White (guitar) . Green Day are associated with punk rock, pop punk and alternative ...read more.
23 The Beatles The Beatles The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The members consisted of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They were soon known as the foremost and most influential act of rock era. Rooted in skiffle, beat, and 1950s rock and roll, the Beatles later experimented ...read more.
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25 Metallica Metallica Metallica is an American Thrash Metal band formed in 1981 . The original lineup was James Hetfield (Vocalist and Rhythm guitarist), Dave Mustaine (Lead Guitar), Lars Ulrich (Drums), Ron McGovney (Bassist). The group came into mainstream from their Self-Titled album and the hit single "Enter Sandman". ...read more.

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