Least Favorite Hetalia Pairings

The Top Ten


I feel like America really broke England when he left him in the revolution, and now England feels the need to look out for him but as a father, because he didn't think America was ready for independence.
To me they're more like brothers than lovers.
I have also never understood why this ship actually existed.

I can't even stand any pairings where England is an Uke, let alone USUK.

He was a Pirate. A Punk. He conquered almost all of the countries on the map!

How in the Holy Roman Empire can he be an Uke!? How!?

In the least let him be a Lazy Seme!

Definitely my least favourite. I know it's not technically incest, but they have more of a brotherly relationship I think. not to mention how horribly this ship is portrayed in the fandom.

Yeah, I hate this pairing. It's overrated and while I like the characters separately, they would make a terrible couple. I much prefer FrUk and RusAme.

2 RoChu

Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be put on a roller coaster that just goes directly to a meat grinder and be served to customers at McDonald's. This pairing is to Hetalia as the pneumonia I had when I was nine years old is to my lungs. What's next? Am I going to succumb to being shipped with my rude gym teacher from the fifth grade? Not a snowball's chance in Arizona during a heat wave! I know it's humor to some people. That is, those in a metaphorical auditorium. "Oh look they're playing! They're in love! " cries out the braying crowd of ignoble, rabid, pubescent teenage girls. What's truly occurring is that Russia is inquiring that China 'become one with him' whilst China is visibly distraught. The almost barbaric mantra of pubescent girls chanting "I ship it! " fills the room. I watch in horror, my eyes filled with anguish and contempt. China refuses, and the entire room is filled with hyena-like cries of laughter and 'oo'ing. The heretics all just seem to scatter, ...more

It is SUCK hate it a lot! Just Russia says 'China, be come one with me, the' and China Run >:( that! LIKE THAT So Boring! I don't want my top character do something with my least character!

I don't see the appealing at all

3 Spamano

I used to like them, but I got fed up with Spain's shota complex and Romano's rude mouth.

4 FrUK

I like USUK more I don't get it
It's not (totally) brotherly love
First of all England took care of America took him in
Their NOT brothers
Geez...Learn people Learn
Not just because England WAS a pirate, punk, etc
Means he can't be a uke
...If u want England as a seme...
Ukus there (I don't actually like ukus
I think England's cuter being uke...no offense) stop hating it just because u want iggy as seme...

It's no good America and England belong together

I prefer their sarcasm to each other,Not all day porn.

5 AsaKiku

It's really boring. England always plays the "straight man" in all the jokes in Hetalia, and Japan is always calm, cool and reserved so there's really no drama or comedy that happens between them. Sure, they're friends, and they're great friends, but from a writer's perspective it's just boring to watch. They're just too functional.

Boring... just because the author is from japan and because England is popular doesn't mean they have to be a couple. Japan works only with Germany, Italy, China, South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong.

6 Taipan
7 PruCan

People really do misinterpret these two characters way too much. Canada is not "always forgotten" by everyone. In fact, it has been shown several times in the manga that Canada is very, very loved by everyone and America is even jealous of him for it. Not only that, no one forgets Prussia either. Everyone knows he is just as capable and neat as Germany, and an awesome older brother. The base chemistry that everyone made up is disgustingly angsty and fanon, and it's really irritating to watch their characters get ruined like that. Worst ship in hetalia. Period. Totally misinterpreted and ruined.

I honestly have no idea why this is ship to begin with since I haven't even seen them interact before. You could just say they have chemistry or whatever, but that's really it.

... The basis of this disgrace is really weird and negligible. Makes absolute 0.0 sense to me. It's as stupid as AmeBel.

Did they have ANY interaction in the anime or manga.

8 Gerita

Terribly annoying, awful, nauseous, wrong

In all honesty, I see them as friends

9 AmeBel

This is a stupid ship. They would not even get along that well because their personalities are too extreme and Belarus doesn't even like him all that much. America also likely does not think too fondly of her either because she's siding with Russia and we all know how America and Russia feel about each other. Even in a Normal Human AU these 2 would still not match because they can't gravitate towards each other properly. Even if Belarus was a normal girl I don't think she would see America as her type and neither would she be his type. Their more like distant strangers who know each other but don't really care all that much in my opinion. Plus I'm pretty sure even in canon they don't get along that well so why is this so damn popular in the hetero section? I'm certain America is creeped out and disturbed by her behavior as well but if he were willing to get to know her and see through her cold exterior, they would most likely just be friends and nothing more. Their just not a good ...more

I really don't get it, why out of all the APH girls (including Nyo! Girls and OCs) America gets paired with HER? He deserves so much better than that!
AmeBel goes to hell.


Absolute NOTP for me, I hate it... no, I LOATH it with the power of billions of burning suns; like really: a) they haven't interacted/didn't mention each other in the anime and manga, b) personalities clash (why so cruel to poor Alfred? + I just can't see this "opposites attract" thing working - personality-wise, it's actually very problematic, and this case is a good example of this: these two wouldn't have a healthy relationship due to extreme personality differences (see below for more details)), c) in the strip, he considered her as a sister. A SISTER. NOT. A. FREAKING. GIRLFRIEND/WIFE! And then he NEGLECTED her! d) the actual countries don't exactly have good relations.
(And the 2p! and Nyo! versions are even worse.)
Also, shipping them together actually ruins their characters. Seriously, why would America fall for such a weird, creepy and cold girl like Belarus??? He’ll most likely run for his life from her. But even if she was normal (i.e. not crazy), I still can’t ...more

10 Engmano

Tsundere x Tsundere = nuclear blast

The Contenders

11 LietBel

I don't really hate it, but Belarus treats Lithuania horribly and he deserves much better.

12 Belgmano

Not to say that I hate it, but it’s too overrated.

Sorry, but Spamano's my OTP

13 DenNor

I see them more like best friends then Boyfriends. I mean like the fact that Norway is there for Denmark and Denmark is there him but I just can't see then in a romantic way. I get that they had history together but from it doesn't really change my mind. Plus the fact that I hear about it anywhere I go even if it has nothing to do it. Can you people please give it a rest sometimes. I'm not going to judge people's ships, but people are always saying "Only Denmark can make Norway smile." or "Denmark likes to mess with Norway let him know he cares and will never leave his side." Honestly, that's what most Best Friends relationship is like. So, no matter what you say, I will only see Norway and Denmark as best friends.

I like them as a pair, but not in the romantic way most of the fandom likes them. In my opinion, they're more like brothers.

14 Taichi
15 CanSey

I can see them having friendly or even brother/sister-like relationship, but nothing more than that.

16 RusCan

I think only the people who hate Canada ship this.

17 AmeViet

Nuh. The history between them is not actually a good one. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel.

18 Pruhun

Austria and Hungary belong together, and that's just that. Seeing Prussia with Hungary makes me feel bad for Austria. They ARE cute together! Just...Austria...

This one doesn't make sense. Prussia and Hungary don't even like each other. Also Hungary is annoying as hell. Prussia could beat her up anytime.

19 PruAus

Prussia and Austria hate each other's guts. I don't understand how this is so popular.

20 SpaBel

I'm sorry, but I think Spain x Romano, is better

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