Least Favorite Hetalia Pairings

The Top Ten
1 USUK

I feel like America really broke England when he left him in the revolution, and now England feels the need to look out for him but as a father, because he didn't think America was ready for independence.
To me they're more like brothers than lovers.
I have also never understood why this ship actually existed.

I can't even stand any pairings where England is an Uke, let alone USUK.

He was a Pirate. A Punk. He conquered almost all of the countries on the map!

How in the Holy Roman Empire can he be an Uke!? How!?

In the least let him be a Lazy Seme!

Definitely my least favourite. I know it's not technically incest, but they have more of a brotherly relationship I think. not to mention how horribly this ship is portrayed in the fandom.

2 RoChu

Whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be put on a roller coaster that just goes directly to a meat grinder and be served to customers at McDonald's. This pairing is to Hetalia as the pneumonia I had when I was nine years old is to my lungs. What's next? Am I going to succumb to being shipped with my rude gym teacher from the fifth grade? Not a snowball's chance in Arizona during a heat wave! I know it's humor to some people. That is, those in a metaphorical auditorium. "Oh look they're playing! They're in love! " cries out the braying crowd of ignoble, rabid, pubescent teenage girls. What's truly occurring is that Russia is inquiring that China 'become one with him' whilst China is visibly distraught. The almost barbaric mantra of pubescent girls chanting "I ship it! " fills the room. I watch in horror, my eyes filled with anguish and contempt. China refuses, and the entire room is filled with hyena-like cries of laughter and 'oo'ing. The heretics all just seem to scatter, talking amongst themselves about how they'd 'love to become one with Russia' and how 'RoChu is totally canon.' I retch, and then snap my fingers. Half of the people in the auditorium drop dead. The other half stand in pure apprehension. After three long days with no water, the other half is also deceased. That is what comes to mind when this crosses my mind.

3 FrUK

I like USUK more I don't get it
It's not (totally) brotherly love
First of all England took care of America took him in
Their NOT brothers
Geez...Learn people Learn
Not just because England WAS a pirate, punk, etc
Means he can't be a uke
...If u want England as a seme...
Ukus there (I don't actually like ukus
I think England's cuter being uke...no offense) stop hating it just because u want iggy as seme...

It's no good America and England belong together

4 Spamano

I used to like them, but I got fed up with Spain's shota complex and Romano's rude mouth.

5 AsaKiku

It's really boring. England always plays the "straight man" in all the jokes in Hetalia, and Japan is always calm, cool and reserved so there's really no drama or comedy that happens between them. Sure, they're friends, and they're great friends, but from a writer's perspective it's just boring to watch. They're just too functional.

Boring... just because the author is from japan and because England is popular doesn't mean they have to be a couple. Japan works only with Germany, Italy, China, South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong.

6 Taipan
7 PruCan

People really do misinterpret these two characters way too much. Canada is not "always forgotten" by everyone. In fact, it has been shown several times in the manga that Canada is very, very loved by everyone and America is even jealous of him for it. Not only that, no one forgets Prussia either. Everyone knows he is just as capable and neat as Germany, and an awesome older brother. The base chemistry that everyone made up is disgustingly angsty and fanon, and it's really irritating to watch their characters get ruined like that. Worst ship in hetalia. Period. Totally misinterpreted and ruined.

I honestly have no idea why this is ship to begin with since I haven't even seen them interact before. You could just say they have chemistry or whatever, but that's really it.

... The basis of this disgrace is really weird and negligible. Makes absolute 0.0 sense to me. It's as stupid as AmeBel.

8 Gerita

Terribly annoying, awful, nauseous, wrong

In all honesty, I see them as friends

9 AmeBel

This is a stupid ship. They would not even get along that well because their personalities are too extreme and Belarus doesn't even like him all that much. America also likely does not think too fondly of her either because she's siding with Russia and we all know how America and Russia feel about each other. Even in a Normal Human AU these 2 would still not match because they can't gravitate towards each other properly. Even if Belarus was a normal girl I don't think she would see America as her type and neither would she be his type. Their more like distant strangers who know each other but don't really care all that much in my opinion. Plus I'm pretty sure even in canon they don't get along that well so why is this so damn popular in the hetero section? I'm certain America is creeped out and disturbed by her behavior as well but if he were willing to get to know her and see through her cold exterior, they would most likely just be friends and nothing more. Their just not a good match and I'm pretty sure even the characters themselves would know that.

10 Engmano
The Contenders
11 LietBel

I don't really hate it, but Belarus treats Lithuania horribly and he deserves much better.

12 Belgmano
13 DenNor

I see them more like best friends then Boyfriends. I mean like the fact that Norway is there for Denmark and Denmark is there him but I just can't see then in a romantic way. I get that they had history together but from it doesn't really change my mind. Plus the fact that I hear about it anywhere I go even if it has nothing to do it. Can you people please give it a rest sometimes. I'm not going to judge people's ships, but people are always saying "Only Denmark can make Norway smile." or "Denmark likes to mess with Norway let him know he cares and will never leave his side." Honestly, that's what most Best Friends relationship is like. So, no matter what you say, I will only see Norway and Denmark as best friends.

I like them as a pair, but not in the romantic way most of the fandom likes them. In my opinion, they're more like brothers.

14 Taichi
15 CanSey

I can see them having friendly or even brother/sister-like relationship, but nothing more than that.

16 RusCan

I think only the people who hate Canada ship this.

17 Pruhun

Austria and Hungary belong together, and that's just that. Seeing Prussia with Hungary makes me feel bad for Austria. They ARE cute together! Just...Austria...

This one doesn't make sense. Prussia and Hungary don't even like each other. Also Hungary is annoying as hell. Prussia could beat her up anytime.

18 AmeViet

Nuh. The history between them is not actually a good one. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel.

19 PruAus

Prussia and Austria hate each other's guts. I don't understand how this is so popular.

20 RusPrus

They hate each other (at least Prussia does)
and it historical doesn't make any sense either, for Prussia wasn't GDR (that is written in every good history book).

21 SpaBel

I'm sorry, but I think Spain x Romano, is better

I ship Spamano. I also find Spain and Belgium's personalities to be too similar.

22 BelaLiech
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