Least Favorite Hetalia Pairings

The Top Ten

1 USUK

I can't even stand any pairings where England is an Uke, let alone USUK.

He was a Pirate. A Punk. He conquered almost all of the countries on the map!

How in the Holy Roman Empire can he be an Uke!? How!?

In the least let him be a Lazy Seme!

This ship is weird and completely ruins the brotherly dynamic between America and England!

It's kinda strange because I see them as father and son or England as America's mentor.

I don’t know why people like this ship. You’re basically shipping a father and a son. I can’t imagine having a relationship with someone who was like a father to you.

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2 RoChu

I don't see the appealing at all

It is SUCK hate it a lot! Just Russia says 'China, be come one with me, the' and China Run >:( that! LIKE THAT So Boring! I don't want my top character do something with my least character!

3 FrUK

It's no good America and England belong together

I like USUK more I don't get it
It's not (totally) brotherly love
First of all England took care of America took him in
Their NOT brothers
Geez...Learn people Learn
Not just because England WAS a pirate, punk, etc
Means he can't be a uke
...If u want England as a seme...
Ukus there (I don't actually like ukus
I think England's cuter being uke...no offense) stop hating it just because u want iggy as seme...

4 AsaKiku

Boring... just because the author is from japan and because England is popular doesn't mean they have to be a couple. Japan works only with Germany, Italy, China, South Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong.

5 Spamano

I used to like them, but I got fed up with Spain's shota complex and Romano's rude mouth.

6 Engmano
7 AmeBel

This is a stupid ship. They would not even get along that well because their personalities are too extreme and Belarus doesn't even like him all that much. America also likely does not think too fondly of her either because she's siding with Russia and we all know how America and Russia feel about each other. Even in a Normal Human AU these 2 would still not match because they can't gravitate towards each other properly. Even if Belarus was a normal girl I don't think she would see America as her type and neither would she be his type. Their more like distant strangers who know each other but don't really care all that much in my opinion. Plus I'm pretty sure even in canon they don't get along that well so why is this so damn popular in the hetero section? I'm certain America is creeped out and disturbed by her behavior as well but if he were willing to get to know her and see through her cold exterior, they would most likely just be friends and nothing more. Their just not a good ...more

Absolute NOTP for me, I hate it... no, I LOATH it with the power of billions of burning suns; like really: a) they haven't interacted/didn't mention each other in the anime, b) personalities clash (why so cruel to poor Alfred? + I just can't see this "opposites attract" thing working; don't get me wrong, I love contrast pairs, but in this case, it's a big "no", as they wouldn't have a healthy relationship, in my opinion (just remember what Belarus did to Lithuania’s fingers)), c) in the strip, he considered her as a sister. A SISTER. NOT. A. FEAKING. GIRLFRIEND/WIFE! And then he NEGLECTED her! d) the actual countries don't exactly have good relations. Isn't it enough to say that it’s utterly implausible and makes 0.0 sense? And yet many people consider THIS an oh-so-cute 'n' adorable pair. Like WTH?! I really don’t understand why some people ship them. - MarByz

8 Taipan
9 Belgmano

Not to say that I hate it, but it’s too overrated. - MarByz

10 Gerita

Terribly annoying, awful, nauseous, wrong

The Contenders

11 PruCan

... The basis of this disgrace is really weird and negligible. Makes absolute 0.0 sense to me. It's as stupid as AmeBel. - MarByz

12 CanSey

I can see them having friendly or even brother/sister-like relationship, but nothing more than that. - MarByz

13 LietBel

I don't really hate it, but Belarus treats Lithuania horribly and he deserves much better. - MarByz

14 Taichi
15 DenNor

I see them more like best friends then Boyfriends. I mean like the fact that Norway is there for Denmark and Denmark is there him but I just can't see then in a romantic way. I get that they had history together but from it doesn't really change my mind. Plus the fact that I hear about it anywhere I go even if it has nothing to do it. Can you people please give it a rest sometimes. I'm not going to judge people's ships, but people are always saying "Only Denmark can make Norway smile." or "Denmark likes to mess with Norway let him know he cares and will never leave his side." Honestly, that's what most Best Friends relationship is like. So, no matter what you say, I will only see Norway and Denmark as best friends.

I like them as a pair, but not in the romantic way most of the fandom likes them. In my opinion, they're more like brothers.

16 AmeViet

Nuh. The history between them is not actually a good one. But it's still MUCH better than AmeBel. - MarByz

17 Pruhun

This one doesn't make sense. Prussia and Hungary don't even like each other. Also Hungary is annoying as hell. Prussia could beat her up anytime.

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