Top Ten Least Funny Jokes
The Top Ten
1 Knock knock. Come in.
2 Knock knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? A cow.
Same as the cat and the dinosaur one
3 What do you call an animal that quacks? A duck.
Seriously unfunny funny. Really. No, really!
4 Knock knock. It's open.
5 Knock knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? A cat.
Same as the dinosaur and cow one
6 Knock knock. Who's there? I can't think of a joke. I can't think of a joke who? Seriously, I can't think of a joke.
Lol, this joke is so crappy. But I'll use it at school anyway.
So bad it's funny
7 What did the sleepy person say to the other sleepy person? Yawn.
8 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
No actual humor here
9 Knock knock. Who's there? Dinosaur. Dinosaur who? A dinosaur
Same as the cow and cat one
10 9+10=21
The Contenders
11 Knock knock. Use the doorbell!
12 Knock knock. Who's there? ... Me
13 What did the forever alone say to the other forever alone? (Answer in comments)
14 Knock knock. Who's there? Yeah. Yeah who? You said, "Yeah hoo"!
15 What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
16 Why did the man ask for coffee? Because he wanted coffee.
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