Least Kid-Friendly Songs


The Top Ten

1 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

Why did the troll even always come? Why!?!?!? I thought this was a good album. - Fullwalking2

Every time he trolls us, I'm gonna impersonate and annoy him. - AlphaQ

And here we go again. - isaaonrtdmtr

It’s at 20%. It’s still at #1 after a year. Wow. - AlphaQ

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I don't even hate it that much compared to other people although it's still horrendous. I'll still vote for this so that Bowie troll don't take over. - AlphaQ

Voting for this to keep David Bowie away from #1. - AlphaQ

Worst song ever - PeeledBanana

Get this to #1

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3 You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
4 F**K You - Kat McSnatch
5 Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham
6 I Don't Like You - Kat McSnatch
7 Country Song - Bo Burnham
8 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
9 Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion



10 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse

This list was originally titled 'Most Kid Friendly Songs'. - AlphaQ

I want to show this to a Kindergartner and see their reaction - wrests

...that is biologically disturbing on so many levels. - GibbyDaGib

Whyyy am I doing dis - AlphaQ

The Newcomers

? STFU - Pink Guy

Pink Guy should occupy the entire list - 445956

The Contenders

11 Fack - Eminem
12 Daddy - Korn

Uh. Child pedophile. -1/5 - AlphaQ

What! my comment here keep disappearing.
anyways the lyrics, oh god - EliHbk

13 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Pretty much the worst song ever made. - AlphaQ

14 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
15 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
16 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
17 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

It’s literally about women shaking their butts. - DCfnaf

18 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

There are worse songs for your kid to listen to than this. - lovefrombadlands

19 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Needs to be #1, listen to the sample of full song - EliHbk

20 Salil Sawarim - Abu Yasser

It is the Islamic State's song

21 Panda - Desiigner
22 Love Me - Lil Wayne
23 One - Metallica

Whats wrong with this song though? - Lucretia

24 Changes - 2pac

So racist

25 Wonton Soup - Lil B
26 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
27 Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa
28 Kim - Eminem
29 Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz & Ying Yang Twins
30 B**** Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

Nearly as bad as Radicals, a song that's not radical at all. - AlphaQ

31 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin
32 Blackstar - David Bowie

So bad the whole album is going on

David Bowie hater attacked!

So bad I wont atetion ~ db trol - AlphaQ

33 Lazarus - David Bowie

Yuck I'm a disgusting pwik who hate booie n has no taste ~ db troll - AlphaQ

34 Sue (Or in a Season of Crime) - David Bowie

Yuck I'm glad u doe bcos is the weesun I have no frend ~ db trol - AlphaQ

35 Girl Loves Me - David Bowie

No she doesn't she hate u but hate me mor - AlphaQ

No she doesn't she hate u but hate mi more ~ db trol - AlphaQ

36 Dollar Days - David Bowie
37 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

Or else we no how terble my troling is ~ db trol - AlphaQ

38 Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Number 1 on Rolling Stones for no reason

Number 2 on my list for no weesun ~ db trol - AlphaQ

39 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
40 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Is when your going AC/DC

Is were I'm going if I ever do stuf liek dis ~ db trol - AlphaQ

41 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

Syd Barrett would be sad... - Lucretia

Well I wish you were gone Pink Floyd

I wish u wer gon because I'm stil a virjin ~ db trol - AlphaQ

42 Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
43 Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

I don't like this song, but it's not, like, bad lyrics for kids or anything, I just don't enjoy this song. - lovefrombadlands

I will stop you now stop you from making crap

I wil stop u fm mking sung because I have no taste ~ db trol - AlphaQ

44 I Endorse These Strippers - Nicki Minaj
45 The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
46 Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
47 Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
48 Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
49 I Want Your Sex - George Michael
50 Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
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List Stats

200 votes
59 listings
188 days old

Top Remixes

1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion
3. Fack - Eminem
1. You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
2. F**K You - Kat McSnatch
3. Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham


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