Least Kid-Friendly Songs


The Top Ten

1 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

This is still at #1? - AlphaQ

I'm going to kill whoever submitted this and voted to put this at number 1! - Gehenna

No! Not another one ruined by spam voting... - Gg2000

Wah Wah so inaporporiste wah me no have good gramer wah
- davie booby troll - AlphaQ

2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

My anaconda don't watch this!

Yeah this is definitely far worse than anything that David Bowie has made

Anaconda 12% David Bowie 18% What The HELL?! - Gehenna

I don't even hate it that much compared to other people although it's still horrendous. I'll still vote for this so that Bowie troll don't take over. - AlphaQ

3 Fack - Eminem Fack - Eminem

About shoving gerbils up your ass, he actually said that no lie. - AlphaQ

And just not good either - EliHbk

*puking* - Midevilnight

4 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
5 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse

Why isn't this first? - Userguy44

I want to show this to a Kindergartner and see their reaction - wrests

This list was originally titled 'Most Kid Friendly Songs'. - AlphaQ

...that is biologically disturbing on so many levels. - GibbyDaGib

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6 Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion



7 You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
8 F**K You - Kat McSnatch
9 I Love It - Kanye West & Lil Pump
10 Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham

The Newcomers

? Fefe - 6ix9ine
? My Neck, My Back (Lick It) - Khia

The Contenders

11 I Don't Like You - Kat McSnatch
12 Country Song - Bo Burnham
13 Real N***a Roll Call - Lil Jon
14 Daddy - Korn

Don't let your kid listen to this. - Userguy44

Uh. Child pedophile. -1/5 - AlphaQ

What! my comment here keep disappearing.
anyways the lyrics, oh god - EliHbk

15 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Pretty much the worst song ever made. - AlphaQ

16 Karate Chop - Lil Wayne
17 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
18 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer

The chorus makes me laugh. - Misfire

It makes me laugh that Bruno Mars, yes you heard me correctly, BRUNO MARS sung this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ - BounceBackHater

19 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
20 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

My cousins and I used to dance to this when we were kids. Weird memories. - Misfire

This song is so boring. Also DC is right, it IS about butts. - AlphaQ

It’s literally about women shaking their butts. - DCfnaf

21 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

IT'S Inappropriate because she's using a lot of sexual innuendos disguised as food. Pretty unappealing if you ask me. - AlphaQ

Well, duh, this song is explicit

There are worse songs for your kid to listen to than this.

22 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Needs to be #1, listen to the sample of full song - EliHbk

23 Salil Sawarim - Abu Yasser

It is the Islamic State's song

24 Kim - Eminem

Oh god... - JoLeKosovo

25 Rape Me - Nirvana

I like this song anyway. Lol - Misfire

Just look at the title...

26 Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Mama is worse

27 Panda - Desiigner

How is this inappropriate? - AlphaQ

28 Love Me - Lil Wayne
29 One - Metallica

Why? - Userguy44

30 Changes - 2pac

So racist

It’s a good song com on troll get a life. - AlphaQ

31 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Is when your going AC/DC

Oops didn’t mean to vote on it. - AlphaQ

Is were I'm going if I ever do stuf liek dis ~ db trol - AlphaQ

32 I Endorse These Strippers - Nicki Minaj
33 Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
34 Dance Mother F***er, Dance - The Violent Femmes
35 Wonton Soup - Lil B
36 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
37 Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa

So what we do drugs so what we smoke weed - AlphaQ

38 Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz & Ying Yang Twins
39 B**** Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

What is that

Nearly as bad as Radicals, a song that's not radical at all. - AlphaQ

40 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin
41 Blackstar - David Bowie

So bad the whole album is going on

David Bowie hater attacked!

So bad I wont atetion ~ db trol - AlphaQ

42 Lazarus - David Bowie

Yuck I'm a disgusting pwik who hate booie n has no taste ~ db troll - AlphaQ

43 Sue (Or in a Season of Crime) - David Bowie

Yuck I'm glad u doe bcos is the weesun I have no frend ~ db trol - AlphaQ

44 Girl Loves Me - David Bowie

No she doesn't she hate u but hate mi more ~ db trol - AlphaQ

45 Dollar Days - David Bowie
46 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

Or else we no how terble my troling is ~ db trol - AlphaQ

47 Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Number 2 on my list for no weesun ~ db trol - AlphaQ

Number 1 on Rolling Stones for no reason

48 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

And why, exactly? I don’t understand. :/ - Misfire

How? - XxembermasterxX

49 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

What? This is one of my favourite songs! - Userguy44

Well I wish you were gone Pink Floyd

I wish u wer gon because I'm stil a virjin ~ db trol - AlphaQ

50 Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
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List StatsCreated 11 Sep 2017

200 votes
82 listings
2 years, 69 days old

Top Remixes (4)

1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion
3. Fack - Eminem
1. Fack - Eminem
2. I Love It - Kanye West & Lil Pump
3. Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
1. You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
2. F**K You - Kat McSnatch
3. Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham

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