Least Kid-Friendly Songs


The Top Ten

1 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

Why did the troll even always come? Why!?!?!? I thought this was a good album. - Fullwalking2

Every time he trolls us, I'm gonna impersonate and annoy him. - AlphaQ

And here we go again. - isaaonrtdmtr

This is still at #1? - AlphaQ

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I don't even hate it that much compared to other people although it's still horrendous. I'll still vote for this so that Bowie troll don't take over. - AlphaQ

Yeah this is definitely far worse than anything that David Bowie has made

Voting for this to keep David Bowie away from #1. - AlphaQ

Anaconda 12% David Bowie 18% What The HELL?! - Gehenna

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3 You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
4 F**K You - Kat McSnatch
5 Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham
6 I Don't Like You - Kat McSnatch
7 Country Song - Bo Burnham
8 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
9 Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion



10 Fack - Eminem

About shoving gerbils up your ass, he actually said that no lie. - AlphaQ

And just not good either - EliHbk

*puking* - Midevilnight

The Newcomers

? Given Up - Linkin Park

The Contenders

11 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse

This list was originally titled 'Most Kid Friendly Songs'. - AlphaQ

I want to show this to a Kindergartner and see their reaction - wrests

Why isn't this first? - Userguy44

...that is biologically disturbing on so many levels. - GibbyDaGib

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12 Daddy - Korn

I like this song despite its disturbing atmosphere but yeah definitely not kid friendly... - SomePersonYouHate

Uh. Child pedophile. -1/5 - AlphaQ

Don't let your kid listen to this. - Userguy44

What! my comment here keep disappearing.
anyways the lyrics, oh god - EliHbk

13 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Pretty much the worst song ever made. - AlphaQ

14 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
15 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
16 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
17 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

This song is so boring. Also DC is right, it IS about butts. - AlphaQ

It’s literally about women shaking their butts. - DCfnaf

18 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

There are worse songs for your kid to listen to than this.

19 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Needs to be #1, listen to the sample of full song - EliHbk

20 Salil Sawarim - Abu Yasser

It is the Islamic State's song

21 Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

Mama is worse

22 Panda - Desiigner

How is this inappropriate? - AlphaQ

23 Love Me - Lil Wayne
24 Kim - Eminem
25 One - Metallica

Why? - Userguy44

26 Changes - 2pac

So racist

It’s a good song com on troll get a life. - AlphaQ

27 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Is when your going AC/DC

It’s where the troll gonna go lol. - AlphaQ

Oops didn’t mean to vote on it. - AlphaQ

Is were I'm going if I ever do stuf liek dis ~ db trol - AlphaQ

28 Wonton Soup - Lil B
29 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
30 Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa
31 Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz & Ying Yang Twins
32 B**** Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

Nearly as bad as Radicals, a song that's not radical at all. - AlphaQ

What is that

33 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin
34 Blackstar - David Bowie

So bad the whole album is going on

David Bowie hater attacked!

So bad I wont atetion ~ db trol - AlphaQ

35 Lazarus - David Bowie

Yuck I'm a disgusting pwik who hate booie n has no taste ~ db troll - AlphaQ

36 Sue (Or in a Season of Crime) - David Bowie

Yuck I'm glad u doe bcos is the weesun I have no frend ~ db trol - AlphaQ

37 Girl Loves Me - David Bowie

No she doesn't she hate u but hate mi more ~ db trol - AlphaQ

38 Dollar Days - David Bowie
39 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

Or else we no how terble my troling is ~ db trol - AlphaQ

40 Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Number 1 on Rolling Stones for no reason

Number 2 on my list for no weesun ~ db trol - AlphaQ

41 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
42 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

What? This is one of my favourite songs! - Userguy44

Well I wish you were gone Pink Floyd

I wish u wer gon because I'm stil a virjin ~ db trol - AlphaQ

43 Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
44 Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

I don't like this song, but it's not, like, bad lyrics for kids or anything, I just don't enjoy this song.

I will stop you now stop you from making crap

People hate this? - Userguy44

I wil stop u fm mking sung because I have no taste ~ db trol - AlphaQ

45 I Endorse These Strippers - Nicki Minaj
46 The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
47 Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
48 Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
49 Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
50 I Want Your Sex - George Michael
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List Stats

200 votes
75 listings
1 year, 98 days old

Top Remixes

1. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
2. Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion
3. Fack - Eminem
1. You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
2. F**K You - Kat McSnatch
3. Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham


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