Least Kid-Friendly Songs


The Top Ten

1 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

Why did the troll even always come? Why!?!?!? I thought this was a good album. - Fullwalking2

Every time he trolls us, I'm gonna impersonate and annoy him. - AlphaQ

And here we go again. - isaaonrtdmtr

It’s at 20%. It’s still at #1 after a year. Wow. - AlphaQ

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

I don't even hate it that much compared to other people although it's still horrendous. I'll still vote for this so that Bowie troll don't take over. - AlphaQ

Voting for this to keep David Bowie away from #1. - AlphaQ

Worst song ever - PeeledBanana

Get this to #1

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3 You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
4 F**K You - Kat McSnatch
5 Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham
6 I Don't Like You - Kat McSnatch
7 Country Song - Bo Burnham
8 Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion



9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
10 Fack - Eminem

About shoving gerbils up your ass, he actually said that no lie. - AlphaQ

And just not good either - EliHbk

*puking* - Midevilnight

The Newcomers

? Gummo - 6ix9ine

The Contenders

11 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse

This list was originally titled 'Most Kid Friendly Songs'. - AlphaQ

I want to show this to a Kindergartner and see their reaction - wrests

...that is biologically disturbing on so many levels. - GibbyDaGib

Whyyy am I doing dis - AlphaQ

12 Daddy - Korn

I like this song despite its disturbing atmosphere but yeah definitely not kid friendly... - SomePersonYouHate

Uh. Child pedophile. -1/5 - AlphaQ

What! my comment here keep disappearing.
anyways the lyrics, oh god - EliHbk

13 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Pretty much the worst song ever made. - AlphaQ

14 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
15 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
16 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
17 Wiggle - Jason Derulo

This song is so boring. Also DC is right, it IS about butts. - AlphaQ

It’s literally about women shaking their butts. - DCfnaf

18 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry

There are worse songs for your kid to listen to than this.

19 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Needs to be #1, listen to the sample of full song - EliHbk

20 Salil Sawarim - Abu Yasser

It is the Islamic State's song

21 Panda - Desiigner

How is this inappropriate? - AlphaQ

22 Love Me - Lil Wayne
23 One - Metallica
24 Changes - 2pac

So racist

It’s a good song com on troll get a life. - AlphaQ

25 Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Is when your going AC/DC

It’s where the troll gonna go lol. - AlphaQ

Oops didn’t mean to vote on it. - AlphaQ

Is were I'm going if I ever do stuf liek dis ~ db trol - AlphaQ

26 Wonton Soup - Lil B
27 We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
28 Young, Wild & Free - Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa
29 Kim - Eminem
30 Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz & Ying Yang Twins
31 B**** Suck D*** - Tyler, the Creator

Nearly as bad as Radicals, a song that's not radical at all. - AlphaQ

What is that

32 Expose Yourself to Kids - GG Allin
33 Blackstar - David Bowie

So bad the whole album is going on

David Bowie hater attacked!

So bad I wont atetion ~ db trol - AlphaQ

34 Lazarus - David Bowie

Yuck I'm a disgusting pwik who hate booie n has no taste ~ db troll - AlphaQ

35 Sue (Or in a Season of Crime) - David Bowie

Yuck I'm glad u doe bcos is the weesun I have no frend ~ db trol - AlphaQ

36 Girl Loves Me - David Bowie

No she doesn't she hate u but hate mi more ~ db trol - AlphaQ

37 Dollar Days - David Bowie
38 I Can't Give Everything Away - David Bowie

Or else we no how terble my troling is ~ db trol - AlphaQ

39 Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Number 1 on Rolling Stones for no reason

Number 2 on my list for no weesun ~ db trol - AlphaQ

40 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
41 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd

Well I wish you were gone Pink Floyd

I wish u wer gon because I'm stil a virjin ~ db trol - AlphaQ

42 Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen
43 Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

I don't like this song, but it's not, like, bad lyrics for kids or anything, I just don't enjoy this song.

I will stop you now stop you from making crap

I wil stop u fm mking sung because I have no taste ~ db trol - AlphaQ

44 I Endorse These Strippers - Nicki Minaj
45 The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
46 Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
47 Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
48 Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
49 I Want Your Sex - George Michael
50 Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
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