Least Kid-Friendly Songs

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The Top Ten

1 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie

Why did the troll even always come? Why!?!?!? I thought this was a good album. - Fullwalking2

Every time he trolls us, I'm gonna impersonate and annoy him. - AlphaQ

And here we go again. - isaaonrtdmtr

WAH WAH ME IS A UGLEY TROL WIT NO FRED N DAT Y I love ATETION WAH ~ DB Troll - AlphaQ

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2 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Voting for this to keep David Bowie away from #1. - AlphaQ

Worst song ever - PeeledBanana

Yep. - Fullwalking2

3 You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
4 F**K You - Kat McSnatch
5 Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham
6 I Don't Like You - Kat McSnatch
7 Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion

Can't KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, AY - GibbyDaGib

CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS. AY. - AlphaQ

8 Country Song - Bo Burnham
9 Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
10 Fack - Eminem

The Contenders

11 I C** Blood - Cannibal Corpse

This list was originally titled 'Most Kid Friendly Songs'. - AlphaQ

I want to show this to a Kindergartner and see their reaction - wrests

...that is biologically disturbing on so many levels. - GibbyDaGib

Whyyy am I doing dis - AlphaQ

12 Daddy - Korn

Uh. Child pedophile. -1/5 - AlphaQ

What! my comment here keep disappearing.
anyways the lyrics, oh god - EliHbk

13 Radicals - Tyler, the Creator

Pretty much the worst song ever made. - AlphaQ

14 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd
15 Look at Me Now - Chris Brown
16 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
17 Wiggle - Jason Derulo
18 Bon Appetit - Katy Perry
19 Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Needs to be #1, listen to the sample of full song - EliHbk

20 Salil Sawarim - Abu Yasser

It is the Islamic State's song

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Top Remixes

1. Look at Me! - Xxxtentacion
2. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
3. Fack - Eminem
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1. You are a C*** - Kat McSnatch
2. F**K You - Kat McSnatch
3. Kill Yourself - Bo Burnham
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