Top 10 "Legitimate" Reasons Why Cancer is Better Than an Obnoxious Kid that Raps

RedAce66
Ugh! I hate that wannabe gangsta kid! Gotta make a "legitimate" reason list why cancer is better than that baseball cap kid from YouTube. This list is a prank bro, calm your Krakatoa man

The Top Ten

1 Cancer knows everybody hates it while that kid doesn't even know it

Well, looks like I've lost all faith in humanity thanks to this list. LOL. But who will kill all the Titans? - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Even cancer itself knows everybody hates it while that kid still produces more ear-rapes - RedAce66

I have lost all faith in humanity thanks to this list. - Skullkid755

I've lost humanity thanks to this list. - DynastiNoble

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2 Cancer doesn't have rabid fangirls while that kid does

Have you ever seen an dead cancer patient posting idiotic comments defending Cool Cat Gets Cancer on YouTube? *Sips Pepsi* Yeah me neither - RedAce66

(I kill myself in response to losing faith in humanity from this list) - Therandom

This list is meant to "poke fun" at the absurd comparison list we see on this site - RedAce66

3 Cancer doesn't make stupid rap songs

Cancer doesn't even have a mouth to make rap songs for crying out loud! - RedAce66

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4 That kid always wears that #YOLO snapback while cancer doesn't V 1 Comment
5 Cancer has it's own film and documentary about it while that kid doesn't

Obviously Cool Cat Gets Cancer IS the best movie ever because the special effects, humor, important message and memes makes it "funny" and "family-friendly" and what does that snapback kid have? A video of it's fangirl cutting her wrist for him - RedAce66

6 All kids are dumb

Obviously all kids under 12 are dumb (even those young Einstein kids) because my bias sense is seriously tingling and I have a feeling to conduct a school shooting - RedAce66

Kids these days are so dumb, I was born in the wrong generation! (Sigh) - Puga

7 Cancer knows how to end people's endless suffering in life while that kid continues to make people suffer

Obviously cancer knows how to pick the right people while that kid tortures everyone... GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED! WHERE'S MY GOOD DOSE OF STALE MEMES - RedAce66

8 All rap is bad

Obviously rap is bad because I only listen to Nicki Minaj and some godly nerd from this website said so - RedAce66

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9 Cancer doesn't spur out "gangsta" phrases, bad beats and rhythm

Kid you don't know how to make good beats, rhythm and drugs... Ask an advice from Dr.RedAce or have cancer to do it for you - RedAce66

10 Cancer is not a wannabe gangsta while that kid is

That kid is white and lives in a rich hood for the love of Snoop! - RedAce66

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