Top Ten Lies They Tell You About Middle School


The Top Ten

1 We are here to help you

That's what they SAY, then they don't help at all.

They may not help you, but they sometimes do.

In reality, most teachers don't give a crap.

By giving us info that me will mstly never use to get our checks. - Caleb9000

2 You can be late and get away with it

I totally agree with that. I think that in general, in middle school they tell you "everything is okay, you make your own choices" but when you actually MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES they are like "That's not right" and preaching, preaching, preaching. every time I'm late teachers tell me that I should be here on time and they always piss me off and get on my nerves.
I LOVE THIS LIST, I think it's a realistic view of what middle school is really about.

True. Those people give you detention and stuff... - Lucretia

When did that lie come up?

For real though

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3 No smoking is allowed

People smoke weed and drink, but it is obviously not allowed. (Smoked in bathrooms so the bathrooms are banned)

The bathrooms have so much smokin it that it looks like it's on fire!

It isn't a lie. It's true. - Animefan12

The kids on our bus smoke and they got suspended.

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4 The food is great

Yep. Food is terrible, but at least it's better than burnt pizza no white pancakes which we had in elementary

The food is better than the cardboard they served us in middle school

I went to Mr. and they served great lunch food. - Caleb9000

5 We expect more of you here

Nope. They don't.

They expect less of us, actually.. - Miauzer

6 These will be the years you look back on fondly

I definitely don't look back a middle school and often remember anything happy. When I was in Middle school (especially 7th grade) I was bullied by a large majority of students, now does that sound like any memories anyone would be happy with?

I will never look back on my middle school years. I will never look back on the times I was bullied a lot by people. I will only look back at my 6th grade year. My 7th and 8th grade year, never. - Arcxia

I for one agree with this one, between the nervous breakdowns and crying it was a truly wonderful time


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7 Guidance counselors are always available to listen

Hah, hilarious. I went to the school guidance counselor last year, and when I told her about my problems, she literally laughed in my face. She sounded like she was high. - Miauzer

Most of the time they don't care - TwilightKitsune

We never had them - Frouze

Yeah...NO. Guidance counselers that I have encountered don't usually help properly

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8 Everyone is one big happy family

Nope. Nope. Not at all. Do your family members call you little 6th graders or horrible 7th graders or big, scary 8th graders? No. They don't. That's actually all I remember about middle school to be honest. - The_Violist

Everyone is a big family but not a happy family. - Animefan12

A very bizarre statement which I never really bought. - PositronWildhawk

Then I am a ohran

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9 Your locker combination is a secret

In my school, you have a key to your locker, but I discovered recently that there were only 9 different shapes for every lock. So, with my key, I can unlock 1 in 9 other people's lockers. - PositronWildhawk

It is in my school.

10 The principal is your friend

The principal is terrible. She banned bathrooms, called a whole grade a word that you shouldn't use, and she banned girls from showing their bra straps.

No the principal is your worst enemy

The Contenders

11 We treat every student equally

Every single teacher has a couple "teacher's pets" that can get away with much more and tend to get slightly better grades no matter what. - kennywilliams21

Hahaaa, NO. This is most certainly not the case in my school. Popular kids seem to get away with almost anything. Why? Because they're angels in their book. - SmashPrincess

Uh no. That's a lie

In my English class, I did a informative essay and my teacher criticized me for not “following the format” when she did not give one!

12 Its going to be fun

Well my school allows us to bring electronics and when we are done with our work we can get them out if the teacher says so. Also since I'm really smart and like to compare grades with people I always get to brag. So school can be fun if you know all the loopholes but if you don't good luck. - MrQuaz680

Sitting for hours doing work and tests and quizzes and more work is no fun. - cosmo

Yeah. Sitting there for hours doing assignments, projects, tests etc and getting bullied is so fun.

I'm sure that teachers and students have very different definitions of "fun" - 906389

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13 Be yourself

This is stupid in a sense where, as an adolescent, one is trying to find themselves. I'm in middle school and I'm trying to find who I really am. I am not a dancer, which I used to think I was, I am NOT popular, I am more committed to YouTube than dance, I don't have tons of friends, and I want to pursue a career in acting. I don't know exactly who I am yet or where I belong but I'm sure there's a place for me. Also, the teachers might only like the personalities of those who love the school and are devoted to it and are athletes and are perfect. - SmashPrincess

When you are yourself, chances are teachers won't like your personality because you're too quiet or too rebellious or whatever, then they tell you to be yourself again until they get a personality they like.

This is crap advice in my opinion. Pubescent kids are trying to find themselves. Chances are, they're going to be straddling different identities and trying new things. They don't know who to be yet!
That being said, as John Green once said: "It doesn't make sense. Like, who's other self would I otherwise be? " - keycha1n

Nah, I was being myself until some wannabes said I was acting "white". - Arcxia

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14 Ignore the bully and they will stop

Heck no they never stop! They will never stop bullying you even if you tell the teacher or principal. The only way for them to stop bullying you is if you shoot them in the head or something - NikBrusk

You gotta pound the crap out of a bully to make them stop

Ignore the bully, and they'll come back again and again and again.

The bullies at my school didn't stop. - Arcxia

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15 Teachers are nice
16 Give respect to get respect

Oh please most teachers demand respect and they never respect you I've had teachers pick on kids who always talk nice to them

I don't give respect to no one

Actually, yes.

That's a lie up there. This is how it works in all the schools I've been in:
They think there are only 2 types of people: jerks/bullies and push-over wimps. You give respect, everyone thinks you're a push-over and an easy target. But being a jerk won't always get you respect. Then there's the matter of being "popular." If you're a "popular" jerk, they go and kiss your shoes/boots/feet/whatever you are wearing, I don't care. But if they hate you, they hate you. - Miauzer

17 You must follow dress code or there will be consequences

I'm so sorry. If I don't where EXACTLY nike shorts ONLY to PE, what are you gonna do, kick me out of the school?

We don't have a dress code but the principal said girls can't show their bra straps.

No! I'll wear what I want! - Pegasister12

Why I like uniforms.

I like my current school uniform, but it does get annoying when they don't let you wear whatever socks you want on PE/gym day. - Miauzer

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18 Stand up to bullies

Actually, I do. It works.

Say one thign to someone who bullies you and you're suspended.

19 Do your best and you'll succeed

I'm doing my best not to have a nervous breakdown

I do my best, and I do succeed.

Bullcrap Most kids are told they are not working hard enough and are picked on by teachers

20 School is gonna be easy until college

Easy? Yea, easy to fall asleep. - Miauzer

No. Just no.

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