Top Ten Lies You Can Tell That No One Will Believe
The Top Ten
Bad news: There is no Olympic water skiing team.
This is believable actually. - Therandom
My relatives think that my IQ is lower than a toddler’s intelligence level. Once they told me not to put some random hand warming packets in my mouth, and I’m an ADULT. >:(
No one’s gonna believe me, my IQ is 1!
Sandy Buttchecks more like it.
To be fair, nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.
This is something no one will believe even in the unlikely event that it was true.