Life's Cruelest Jokes

The Top Ten

1 Mortality

2 Aging

3 All Delicious Foods Make You Fat

It's quite a shame that almost every delicious food is actually very unhealthy for your body.

4 Food: Ethics vs. Taste

Ethical reasons will prevent you from eating meat or animals, but not milk and milk products. Milk don't have life in them, nor were they killed. I'm a vegetarian and I like milk products.

5 Cigarettes Might Kill You

6 Everything That Gets You High Will Harm You

7 Sex Might Cause Pregnancy

8 The Sun Damages Your Skin

I actually avoid the sun. It feels terrible on my skin.

9 Exercise Is Healthy

10 Love

Something I'll never find. I feel like THE most hated 17 year old Male figure in the world.

And I'm not like the stereotypical sort of 17 yr old bloke. (And it's not helpful being an English geezer on the interweb.)

How can something so beautiful hurt so much at times?

The Contenders

11 Children That Suck Their Thumb Will Need Braces

Facing the same problem life of hat child sucks if not get braced

12 When the door handle comes off the door

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