Top Ten Most Likely Subjects for Calendars Bought for 2017Britgirl
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Wouldn't waste a dime for twelve months of this empty-headed, social-justice ignoramus. If boobs was brains, she'd be a minor genius. But that, like her political musings, simply is not reality.
I would love one with Twilight and Sunset on the cover... - TwilightKitsune
I remember the night I lay on my bed, squirming and moaning and occasionally arching my back, knees bent, legs apart. My whole body soaked in sweat. My fingernails dug into my partner's flesh. He grunted in pain but he understood the need I had. The need we both had.
He breathed into my ear: "Gotta push. Push! So close, baby..."
I moaned loudly again. I could feel something happening, something stirring inside of me.
"Coming...so close...! "
One final push and it was over. We both relaxed, exhausted against the bed. My partner stroked my damp hair away from my forehead; then kissed my lips tenderly.
I looked into my baby's piercing blue eyes and said, tearfully, "Meet your daddy."
;). - Britgirl
Love a good double insinuendorator:).
...And hillbillies...haha. What're you like, eh? :). I'd buy it! - Britgirl
...And twelve whole glorious months of it too... ;). - Britgirl
...And my walnut crushers! - Britgirl
Wimmens - squirrels. Six o' one - dozen t'other.
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2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Justin Bieber