1 Did you know that 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs? - Gumball Watterson
I fell down the stairs one time it was so painful
I love watching this show ad I'm 42
I love this show!
I fell down on the stairs I broke my butt
2 Ive got a medical condition called laziness - Richard Watterson
3 Maybe its because of my perfect skin! - Darwin Watterson
4 Out of my way! My kids are in danger!...Of becoming their father! - Nicole Watterson
Sounds kinda like the father is a stripper, and the children are in sex ed
I have heard this TOO many times. But its too late so...
This is what my Mom thinks, lol
5 Aww,Nobody cares about the summer of 83! - Gumball Watterson
LOL I remember hearing this line and cracking up.
Yeah that was the funniest line I heard. Until...
6 What the What?! - Gumball Watterson
*Opens door, causing bucket to fall down and spill out lava*
What the What?!
Now I have a habit of saying this..-.
What can I say? It's a classic! Not just a one-liner like number 1 on this list.
That's more annoying than orange
7 Oh...I'm so happy. But I kinda hate them now. - Leslie
8 I dont want to grow a third arm next I make a cup of coffee - Nicole Watterson
"I don't want to grow a third arm next TIME I make a cup of coffee."
By the way, awesome list!
9 You and me, outside, now! - Gumball Watterson
Love gumball he's the best
10 You sound like the world's angriest baby.
11 We grow up so fat! - Richard Watterson
A clever joke and one of Richards funniest lines
12 The End Is Near - Random Old Man
Not random old msn his name is gary hedges
Gary hedges martin peaches and donald macarthur died
13 Just shut up, okay! - Alan the Balloon
This is a funny line,though Alan in The Storm is very cool.I love him.
This is his line in the storm！ In the episode, He is the nicest and coolest of sll episodes！
14 But if you cry, I cry. - Darwin Watterson
15 Do you have a quarter? Cause I told my mom I would call her when I fell in love... - Tobias Wilson
16 It's Baby Anais, the living baby doll! - Gumball and Darwin
The living baby doll that will punch you
It's the Anaihlater
It’s baby Anais the living ba- OWW
17 Daniel Lennard is not a man, he's a brand of cosmetics. - Gumball Watterson
This one is so funny.
18 Life's not about the destination. It's about the journey, and making friends along the way. The search for the meaning is, in fact, the very thing that gives our life a meaning, so, the true meaning of life is finding your own way to enjoy it.-Susie
This is EXACTLY why I love Susie!
This is the most beautifull line in the entire show!
19 What should I do with my life? Maybe start living it - Nicole and Richard
The choises is the best episode!
20 I don't know how, but I know why - Darwin
21 You Leave Your Emotions at the Door! This Is Cheerleading! Not Drama Club! You Better Shape Up or Ship Out ! Cuz This the Big Leagues Sister and Right Now You're at the Bottom of the Barrell! - Mr. Small
Its funny because mr small is ussaly calm and pennys adudition was good
22 Eat 100 hot dogs in a minute. That's not a dare, that's Tuesday. - Richard Watterson
Dodj or Daar, best game ever. When Darwin then has to copy Richard's actions 🤣🤣
23 Make way losers ! I am more important than you ! - Zach (Gumball Watterson)
I feel this way
Best line ever because I feel this way about mysel because it's true
24 Daisy Daisy Daisy!
Oh Daisy is the scariest because of That was my dream
I was scarred for life when I first watched that episode
Anias was creepy in that episode and daisy was creepy in that was my dream it was all "la la la la..."
25 TOBIAS! More of your dweeb loser baby friends have arrived - Rachel Wilson
I honestly only put this because I love the name Rachel... It's my favorite! :D
26 I really like this song but I want to sleep some more - Gumball Waterson
27 I'm tired of looking at your hideous hairy minitoes! - Darwin Watterson
28 You look like a movie star's dad. - Darwin in The Procrastinators
Ypu look like an asian with titght asscheeks whippinga naked blqck guy on his ass and farting
29 That's not a pet, that's my grandma. - Carrie Krueger
Carry grammy gum ball leg
30 It's "ice" to see you... - Sarah G. Lato
31 Gumball Says You're Fat. - Carmen the Cactus
I said this for a week to my sister and friends😂😂😂😂
32 Oh I'll touch your heart, with my fist! - Jamie
Leslie would have said with my dick
33 Block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block. Done. - Gumball Watterson
34 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs. - Gumball in The Responsible
35 Get outta here with your stupid idea! - Gumball Watterson
36 Let's just say I'm used to feeling spaced out. - Mr. Small
37 The back of my head doesn't look like a horse's butt! - Mr.Small
Principal brown too
38 What are you talking about? We're not dating, we're cousins! - Penny Fitzgerald
39 Wash it now you disgusting biohazard! - Teri
40 And you'll lose money. - Gumball Watterson
Haha so funny
41 Margaret, we're out of can toothpaste. - Gaylord Robinson
I have a feeling this was never said, or that character exists.
"Gaylord" Robinson is Mr. Robinson. You know, Rocky's dad.
That is a line from the show... BUT HE NAME IS GAYLORD ROLF LMAO! <No joke
42 But I don't wear any - Marvin Finkleheimer
43 Pigeon Mayo!! -Sussie
44 There's a lot of things you don't know about me Gumball - Leslie
45 Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh - Darwin Watterson
46 Boys,I'm not gonna use spray cheese instead of deodorant. Give me a dodge. - Nicole
47 You're not looking.Bird!Bird!Bird!Bird!Bird! - Sussie
48 Maybe now you realize how dangerous this game... Really is... - Gumball Watterson
49 From now on, you'll doubt every thought you have. - Nicole Watterson
50 Not me! Them! - Anais Watterson
Then rainbow jizz poured oit all their mouths and they all died