Top Ten Lines That May Be Sung In a Chernobyl Based Musical

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Chances are no such thing shall be written. But if it comes to be, these lyrics may come up.

The Top Ten

1 There was something up with the core, and the machinery had had the last straw. And we haven't been here for 20-odd years, because of damn reactor 4!
2 It was 20 years ago today that the reactors all went up in flames, and it was in amazing style, but no-one cheered it at the while. So let me introduce to you, after all of these years, Our Chernobyl Leaky Parts Club Band!
3 Oh what a godawful morning, oh what a godawful day; I've got a godawful feeling my skin's going to peel off today.

A godawful morning indeed. I'd like my skin to stay on. - PositronWildhawk

Haha! Pos, this list is as funny as it is priceless! I love this one! THANK YOU! - Britgirl

4 This town... is coming like a ghost town...

Apt, but not that appropriate. - PositronWildhawk

5 What was that? Is something wrong? Or was that just a neutron bomb?
6 I Becquerel going to die!

Leave the fact that this joke was bad out of it, please. I'm hilarious. - PositronWildhawk

7 We got power by splitting the atom; the power we got was out of the pattern.
8 Oh God, the boron rods, could have been longer, to save those sods.

This makes sense. A design flaw this simple has adverse effects. - PositronWildhawk

9 With Our Chernobyl Leaky Parts Club Band, we hope you don't abruptly go. With Our Chernobyl Leaky Parts Club Band, keep hanging in there 'til the blow.

Hello Chernobyl leaky parts. But I don't like the idea of blowing, so your club... I don't wanna die... - Kiteretsunu

10 Bring your Geiger counter and let it flick, to make extra sure you don't get sick.
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1. There was something up with the core, and the machinery had had the last straw. And we haven't been here for 20-odd years, because of damn reactor 4!
2. It was 20 years ago today that the reactors all went up in flames, and it was in amazing style, but no-one cheered it at the while. So let me introduce to you, after all of these years, Our Chernobyl Leaky Parts Club Band!
3. Oh what a godawful morning, oh what a godawful day; I've got a godawful feeling my skin's going to peel off today.
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