Best Lines Said On SpongeBob SquarePants

The Top Ten

1 HEART ON STICK MUST DIE! - Patrick

Well this line was from my favorite episode...

2 Maybe they should put you on a box and float you down a river grandma! - Sheldon A.K.A Plankton

3 RECTANGLES! - Patrick

4 May I take your hat sir. May I take your hat sir. May I - Patrick

5 MY LEG! - Fred Rechid

6 CHOCOLATE! - Tom Smith

7 You don't need a license to drive a patty - Spongebob

8 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar - Squidward

9 It was his hat Mr. Krabs. HE WAS NUMBER ONE! - Spongebob

10 Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS is PATRICK! - Patrick

This will be the most memorable line on Spongebob.

Laugh out loud love it

The Contenders

11 Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick

12 IT'S BIG! SCARY! & PINK - Spongebob

13 Who you calling pinhead - Patrick

14 FINLAND! - Patrick

15 I love you. - Patrick

16 “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!” Patrick

17 What’s so great about a nerdy pickle? - Patrick

I die every time I hear this!

18 So much later, that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one - Narrator

19 We have technology - Patrick

20 MAX-I-MUM POW-W-WER-R-R - Spongebob

21 P.O.O.P. (People Order Our Patties)

How isn't this 1?

22 I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid! - Patrick

23 Zzbbb... more cards. - Mermaid Man

24 Where do you think you're going? chum chewer? - Patrick

In case you were wondering, This is from The Whole Tooth

25 I don't tell you how to live your life! - Patrick

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