Best Lines Said On SpongeBob SquarePants

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The Top Ten

1 HEART ON STICK MUST DIE! - Patrick

Well this line was from my favorite episode... - happyhappyjoyjoy

2 Maybe they should put you on a box and float you down a river grandma! - Sheldon A.K.A Plankton

Grandma got 420 noscoped by Xx_MLG___PlAnKtOn_xX in this episode. - MKBeast

3 RECTANGLES! - Patrick
4 MY LEG! - Fred Rechid
5 May I take your hat sir. May I take your hat sir. May I - Patrick
6 Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick
7 Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS is PATRICK! - Patrick

This will be the most memorable line on Spongebob. - MissRWBY202

Laugh out loud love it

8 CHOCOLATE! - Tom Smith
9 It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel it! - Patrick
10 You don't need a license to drive a patty - Spongebob

The Newcomers

? Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. - Doctor Forrest

The Contenders

11 So much later, that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one - Narrator
12 Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your BRIEFCASE! - SpongeBob
13 If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have I'd have one dollar - Squidward
14 So this is the thanks I get for working overtime? - Patrick
15 OVERTIME?! - SpongeBob
16 It was his hat Mr. Krabs. HE WAS NUMBER ONE! - Spongebob
17 What's so great about dumb old Texas? - Patrick
18 I love you. - Patrick
19 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick
20 What’s so great about a nerdy pickle? - Patrick

I die every time I hear this!

This and It’s a giraffe! are both ten times better than Is mayonnaise an instrument?

21 IT'S BIG! SCARY! & PINK - Spongebob
22 Who you calling pinhead - Patrick
23 P.O.O.P. (People Order Our Patties)

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24 FINLAND! - Patrick
25 “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!” Patrick
26 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
27 We have technology - Patrick
28 MAX-I-MUM POW-W-WER-R-R - Spongebob
29 I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid! - Patrick
30 Zzbbb... more cards. - Mermaid Man
31 Where do you think you're going? chum chewer? - Patrick

In case you were wondering, This is from The Whole Tooth

32 I don't tell you how to live your life! - Patrick
33 Should I start running now? - Patrick
34 Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! - Patrick
35 Life is but a walking shadow... loobie loobie loobie! - Patrick

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1. Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS is PATRICK! - Patrick
2. Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick
3. CHOCOLATE! - Tom Smith
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1. It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel it! - Patrick
2. Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick
3. Is this the Krusty Krab? NO THIS is PATRICK! - Patrick
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1. HEART ON STICK MUST DIE! - Patrick
2. RECTANGLES! - Patrick
3. Maybe they should put you on a box and float you down a river grandma! - Sheldon A.K.A Plankton
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