Best Lisa Simpson QuotesTwilightKitsune Thank you Matt Groening for giving us a perfect role model for girls and I LOVE LISA SIMPSON!!!
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Milhouse is a loser and not a good husband for her. Nelson may be a bully, he has sensitive side that Milhouse lacks for Lisa. Nelson would be a good husband for Lisa.
Nelson and Lisa > Milhouse and Lisa
Watch the episode where Milhouse tries to teach her Italian. She chases him like his grandma used to. She has really good classic quotes. So underrated. - TwilightKitsune
Go to www.tvfanatic.com for more Lisa quotes. I wish more people would appreciate her. - TwilightKitsune
Bart: Its weird, Lis. I miss him as a friend but I miss him even more as an enemy.
Lisa: 'I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty. Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow' - TwilightKitsune
For those who say Lisa only cares about grades and studying, Look at this. She chose friends over smarts. - TwilightKitsune
The most iconic. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
I think she is talking to all those parents who are like that. - TwilightKitsune
Lisa Simpson stopped Marge from cheating in a cooking competition once. - TwilightKitsune
She's not always a goody two shoes. She also has a really dark side. - TwilightKitsune
This is her real catchphrase!
It would be cool if she penetrated Bart with a strap-on
I get a boner when I watch the Simpsons sometimes
I'll be waiting in her room to have intercourse with her
Shrek is my favorite movie
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2. They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
3. Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood