Best Lisa Simpson Quotes

Thank you Matt Groening for giving us a perfect role model for girls and I LOVE LISA SIMPSON!!!

The Top Ten Best Lisa Simpson Quotes

Idiota! Idiota! Idiota! Idiota!'

I love Lisa. She is smart, fun and a great role modle for everyone. Best Simpson ever - Margarida

Watch the episode where Milhouse tries to teach her Italian. She chases him like his grandma used to. She has really good classic quotes. So underrated. - TwilightKitsune

Milhouse is a loser and not a good husband for her. Nelson may be a bully, he has sensitive side that Milhouse lacks for Lisa. Nelson would be a good husband for Lisa.
Nelson and Lisa > Milhouse and Lisa

Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.

Go to www.tvfanatic.com for more Lisa quotes. I wish more people would appreciate her. - TwilightKitsune

I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty. Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow

Bart: Its weird, Lis. I miss him as a friend but I miss him even more as an enemy.
Lisa: 'I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty. Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow' - TwilightKitsune

Shut up, brain! I’ve got friends now. I don’t need you anymore.

For those who say Lisa only cares about grades and studying, Look at this. She chose friends over smarts. - TwilightKitsune

You do this every year! We are used to it!

The most iconic. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

'’m proud of you, mom. You’re like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Lisa Simpson stopped Marge from cheating in a cooking competition once. - TwilightKitsune

Does it make you feel superior to tear down people’s dreams?

I think she is talking to all those parents who are like that. - TwilightKitsune

I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks.

She's not always a goody two shoes. She also has a really dark side. - TwilightKitsune

I am the lizard queen!

This is her real catchphrase!

The Contenders

I'll be in my room

It would be cool if she penetrated Bart with a strap-on

I get a boner when I watch the Simpsons sometimes

I'll be waiting in her room to have intercourse with her

Shrek is my favorite movie

You are my inspiration
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