Best Lisa Simpson Quotes

Thank you Matt Groening for giving us a perfect role model for girls and I LOVE LISA SIMPSON!!!
The Top Ten
1 Idiota! Idiota! Idiota! Idiota!'

Milhouse is a loser and not a good husband for her. Nelson may be a bully, he has sensitive side that Milhouse lacks for Lisa. Nelson would be a good husband for Lisa.
Nelson and Lisa > Milhouse and Lisa

Watch the episode where Milhouse tries to teach her Italian. She chases him like his grandma used to. She has really good classic quotes. So underrated.

I love Lisa. She is smart, fun and a great role modle for everyone. Best Simpson ever

2 Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood
3 They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
4 I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty. Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow

Bart: Its weird, Lis. I miss him as a friend but I miss him even more as an enemy.
Lisa: 'I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Holmes had his Dr. Moriarty. Mountain Dew has its Mello Yello. Even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow'

5 Shut up, brain! I’ve got friends now. I don’t need you anymore.

For those who say Lisa only cares about grades and studying, Look at this. She chose friends over smarts.

6 You do this every year! We are used to it!

The most iconic.

7 '’m proud of you, mom. You’re like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Lisa Simpson stopped Marge from cheating in a cooking competition once.

8 Does it make you feel superior to tear down people’s dreams?

I think she is talking to all those parents who are like that.

9 I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lies some very dark socks.

She's not always a goody two shoes. She also has a really dark side.

10 I am the lizard queen!

This is her real catchphrase!

The Contenders
11 I'll be in my room

I'll be waiting in her room to have intercourse with her

It would be cool if she penetrated Bart with a strap-on

I get a boner when I watch the Simpsons sometimes

Shrek is my favorite movie

12 You are my inspiration
13 Like you know, whatever.
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