Top 10 List SongsMetal_Treasure "A list song is a song based wholly or in part on a list. List songs typically develop by working through a list, sometimes using items of escalating absurdity." (wiki)
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Ugh, I sued PetCo 'cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca-Cola, yo, 'cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!
I sued Home Depot 'cause they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers 'cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work
I sued Fruit of the Loom 'cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head I look like a jerk
I sued Colorado 'cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming
I sued Ben Affleck...Aw, do I even need a reason? - Metal_Treasure
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